It's 5!!! in the am. In four hours I'll be getting up from (hopefully an immensely refreshing) sleep and hop onto an airplane for Chicago where I will waste away for an hour. I'll arrive at the exact same time I left, goddamn time change!
I left my cell phone at home and it's too far to walk (three blocks). I'll get it in the morning.
Special Shout-Out: This is for nofiradio and cklarock who constantly deliver really nice, well-thought out and funny and honest comments, suggestions and general wit. I really appreciate them at this moment.
This past week or whatever has been bizarre:
My mother got married. My friend Evan almost broke up with our hated enemy His Girlfriend. My grandpa died. I was emotionally ravaged out of nowhere. I shaved my head. I got a crush on, made out with and was" dumped" by a girl in a two day span. I saw an okay movie (Sideways). I drank and got drunk ON wine for the first time (I prefer white, oddly enough!) I found out my cousin Brian smoked weed with my dad a lot. I
came to realize I'm a total black sheep in my family, and not in the ''oh, my parents hate my nose ring'' kind of way. I'm really kept at arms reach by most of the people where everyone else is welcome and embraced with bad sweater-draped hugs.
I discovered my grandpa was the mayor of Mason, Michigan. That he was asked to leave the town he moved to because he was Italian and Catholic. I learned he was like ''fuck you cats, I'm having SEVEN kids!" and become a some rich town running super dad. Or something. God, 85 years is a long time to sort out.
Special Shout Out Vol. II: dictionary_girl for completely understanding Ashlee Simpson on a level only the greatest cultural thinkers could. She's the Teflon Don, never restin' for a paycheck.
Okay, I'll admit:
So I shaved my head in an attempt to make myself extremely unattractive. I was drunk and high and this girl who had been extremely pro-My Sexy Ass was suddenly just pro-Let's Cuddle And You Buy Me Food. So I was like ''fuck thiiiiiiiis shit.'' and shaved my head. But the details are hazy. And now I look like shit and I'm kinda happy about it.
And I don't have the internet or cable back home because it seems I didn't pay my bill ever, so who knows when I'll ever talk to you madres and padres again. Whatever the length of time, it'll be far too long.
I hate how everyone loves Big BillHaverchuck (and I always want to call him BULLhaverchuck for some reason) and TheLastBeliever. They're such nice guys, and they deserve it, but I want it, too! Give it to me!!!
I left my cell phone at home and it's too far to walk (three blocks). I'll get it in the morning.
Special Shout-Out: This is for nofiradio and cklarock who constantly deliver really nice, well-thought out and funny and honest comments, suggestions and general wit. I really appreciate them at this moment.
This past week or whatever has been bizarre:
My mother got married. My friend Evan almost broke up with our hated enemy His Girlfriend. My grandpa died. I was emotionally ravaged out of nowhere. I shaved my head. I got a crush on, made out with and was" dumped" by a girl in a two day span. I saw an okay movie (Sideways). I drank and got drunk ON wine for the first time (I prefer white, oddly enough!) I found out my cousin Brian smoked weed with my dad a lot. I
came to realize I'm a total black sheep in my family, and not in the ''oh, my parents hate my nose ring'' kind of way. I'm really kept at arms reach by most of the people where everyone else is welcome and embraced with bad sweater-draped hugs.
I discovered my grandpa was the mayor of Mason, Michigan. That he was asked to leave the town he moved to because he was Italian and Catholic. I learned he was like ''fuck you cats, I'm having SEVEN kids!" and become a some rich town running super dad. Or something. God, 85 years is a long time to sort out.
Special Shout Out Vol. II: dictionary_girl for completely understanding Ashlee Simpson on a level only the greatest cultural thinkers could. She's the Teflon Don, never restin' for a paycheck.
Okay, I'll admit:
So I shaved my head in an attempt to make myself extremely unattractive. I was drunk and high and this girl who had been extremely pro-My Sexy Ass was suddenly just pro-Let's Cuddle And You Buy Me Food. So I was like ''fuck thiiiiiiiis shit.'' and shaved my head. But the details are hazy. And now I look like shit and I'm kinda happy about it.
And I don't have the internet or cable back home because it seems I didn't pay my bill ever, so who knows when I'll ever talk to you madres and padres again. Whatever the length of time, it'll be far too long.
I hate how everyone loves Big BillHaverchuck (and I always want to call him BULLhaverchuck for some reason) and TheLastBeliever. They're such nice guys, and they deserve it, but I want it, too! Give it to me!!!
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They'll have to hunt me all the way to New Orleans!
I'll definitely check them out. In return, you may enjoy Say Hi To Your Mom.