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The party last night started awesome. I was nice and drunk and we had cleared 600 dollars easy. It was fun being the tough guy bouncer and regulating fools. My friend Jenny showed up and when Compton and Long Beach get together you know you in trouble.

But then it went downhill. 40% of the people were some racist baseball players who were way too drunk, 40% were black guys who were way too drunk and 20% were bewildered joes like me who were completely out of our element. There was a massive brawl and a few of my friends went to the ER. It started completely because of the ignorant racists who didn't want black guys dancing with white girls. Stupid.

Thanks to everyone for the kind words, I appreciate it. I'm going to be a pallbearer at the funeral. It's on Tuesday, so I guess I won't be seeing the lovely streets of Shaolin until atleast Wednesday.

I think my broke my wrist in the fight, God knows how...but I can't even cut pancakes with a fork it hurts so much. Sadly, I'm not insured. I guess it'll heal. A bunch of people got arrested. My boy Tim was crying and I cleaned the house by myself, I felt so bad. Now you hookers and hoes know how I feel.

All this has taught me a very important lesson. You gotta chill out sometimes, 'cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!