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Thursday Feb 03, 2005

Feb 3, 2005
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To ensure survival, kiss the rings bitch.





Okay, enough smoke up your ass. We all know why you're here. Mainly, there's a job I really, really, really want. They don't even want experience, but creative people. And I can completely fake creative for a good five to seven months. I need help writing a resume/cover letter that makes me seem super great and all that wonderful junk.

How great would it be if I had a job. I'd buy you all junk, not just girls who I want to impress. It'd be a whole new sleazy Ben!
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livingoutloud:
she would know I was lying!!!!!
Plus, she'd probably wait til I was drunk, then bait all my secrets out of me. She's a sneaky marmot. wink

Oh, and I did just call you Wonder Woman. If you have beef with that you can take it up with my left boot.
Feb 4, 2005
mylf:
you with a job? the same person who did dog walking for a day? tongue

sorry that was a cheap shot but I HAD to do it.

Where did you get that awesome member card?
Feb 4, 2005

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