There's a job at the Apple Store that I want to get. They asked me to forward a resume. I really want the job but have next to nothing in regards to experience they'd be interested in. So, I need serious help lying to them. What would I put on a resume for an Apple Store?
I have the best friends. You guys are so cool, and it's NOT the copius weed fibers playing jazz music in my brain. You guys are the cream of the crop, you rise to the top, you never eat a pig cuz a pig is a cop.

What should Ben do with his hair?
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you're totally number 1 in my journal entries too.
i am so depressed tonight i don't even remember feeling this low. and all alone.