endedben

Rant
Opening day. Fucking righteous.

And they were lucky that seven dollar beer was the most delicious I'd ever tasted. For those not in the know, The Detroit Tigers had a perfectly suited ball park for them, but they desired yuppie dollars over piss troughs. Call me crazy but I don't like carnival rides or being able to see home plate from the front entrance. I should be either sitting in a bleacher or standing on a lamp post. Ballparks should huge meccas, with all the unwashable grit of thousands of fans, hundreds of games for decade after decade. I love Wrigley, I hope to see Fenway sometime soon.

Regardless-I'm totally satisfied with my first opening day-the weather was gorgeous and they lost but whatever. Fucking righteous.

Detroit

I had a great time in the city. It's a beautiful, beautiful place. And the people! Nowhere to be found. The place is deserted, populated by what a casual observer might confuse as upbeat, well dressed suvivors of a very localized apocalypse. If half the surrounding suburban population would move to the city it would revitalize the place so quick. There is so much chicken shit money out there (my father included) it's ridiculous. Casinos aren't the answer, either.

Conclusions

I won't buy anymore scalped tickets. I want to move to Detroit. Ghostface Killa hasn't been hungry since Supreme.