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ararinda:
and that profile picture = hotness.
translation:
translation:
ararinda:
only 1/2 stranger 
I was on your team once, if that helps.
I was on your team once, if that helps.
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lilyk:
Yeah, I said it...
Yeah, I said it...
alpo:
I'd be disappointed if at least some of this entry wasn't meant unironically. 'Cause she is damn hot. 
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jimbo_radio:
WORD.
"fuck the cops" indeed.
"fuck the cops" indeed.
jimbo_radio:
naw, we're not near LA... we're right between SF and sacramento.
cops are fucking lame EVERYWHERE!
cops are fucking lame EVERYWHERE!
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smuffy:
do you use safari or firefox on your mac?
solaris:
are you back in your hometown these days? how are you enjoying that? looks pretty fun.
Dude, do you ever like, think that every episode of Scooby Doo is just Shaggy trippin balls, man? And like, when it was canceled he died.
Also: I don't think people are quite clear on just how badly I want to discuss whoever versus some dude type questions. There is nothing, nothing I could possibly put more energy, time or research into.
Nothing I...
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Also: I don't think people are quite clear on just how badly I want to discuss whoever versus some dude type questions. There is nothing, nothing I could possibly put more energy, time or research into.
Nothing I...
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smuffy:
you have a phone cam.
and with that it will look even grittier.
and with that it will look even grittier.
pmonkeyesquire:
why dont you go sell soap for amway and go to Eastown and drink at Mulligans and then go to 28th street and buy a cd at Schuler books!!!??!
Huh!!!???
why dont ya?!
Huh!!!???
why dont ya?!
Dude, do you ever like, think that every episode of Scooby Doo is just Shaggy trippin balls, man? And like, when it was cancelled he died.
unfurl part two
I vomited in my mouth, but only a tiny tiny bit. Decades of cigerettes and cocaine abuse had surely rendered this old woman's sense of smell obsolete, I was in the clear. Meanwhile Eron had set position between the two hags and was operating at full Eye Candy Mode. I took my leave and escaped into the pool room.
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I vomited in my mouth, but only a tiny tiny bit. Decades of cigerettes and cocaine abuse had surely rendered this old woman's sense of smell obsolete, I was in the clear. Meanwhile Eron had set position between the two hags and was operating at full Eye Candy Mode. I took my leave and escaped into the pool room.
"Only Breakfast...Only...
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unite105:
i'd read his stuff in esquire before, which prompted me to buy this one, and almost buy killing yourself to live. and then I doscovered that he had another. i'm going to be quite poor for a little bit, but I think the girl is going to get me at least one for christmas, which will rock.
leanimal:
Thanks! I appreciate it. I really wanted to use several fucks and shove its, but I thought I made the point better without it. I think I was mostly disappointed at how a person who claims to have travelled a lot (of which I'm completely jealous) learned exactly how not to be open-minded. Isn't that sorta the whole point of getting out there and seeing the world?
Ok. I shall not rant in your journal. Your cat is very cute.
Ok. I shall not rant in your journal. Your cat is very cute.
I wake up and instinctively check for my penis. Still there. Where's my wallet?! On the desk...with my keys thank God. Surviving the previous night intact in the state I was in deserves a medal and cash reward. Does the Society For The Prevention of Elderly Blowjobs still give out scholarships?
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The night was drawing to a close when...
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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braveart:
oh my..is this coming out on dvd soon? i hope so..
smuffy:
our SG anniversary is in three days!
I wake up and instinctively check for my penis. Still there. Where's my wallet?! On the desk...with my keys thank God. Surviving the previous night intact in the state I was in deserves a medal and cash reward. Does the Society For The Prevention of Elderly Blowjobs still give out scholarships?
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The night was drawing to a close when...
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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evanx:
Good thing it's not detachable.
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toothpickmoe:
Thanks, man.
I'm warming up for my first round...
I'm warming up for my first round...
tangledupinblue:
it was the second time -- but the first was haranguing him for unoriginality
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smuffy:
ok you're down to one sentence replies.
are you getting dreamy?
how was your turkey day?
are you getting dreamy?
how was your turkey day?
smuffy:
well don't update now, unless you want to.
I need to go call a TSS hotline or something.
and then I will eat more cereal!
I can't tell by your description whether you had a shitty thanksgiving day or not. in any case, even if it's boring I'm sure it will sound very fun and lively, considering your more than awesome writing abilities.
nice chatting with you but I'm hungry, tired and possibly dying, so chat with you another day.
I need to go call a TSS hotline or something.
and then I will eat more cereal!
I can't tell by your description whether you had a shitty thanksgiving day or not. in any case, even if it's boring I'm sure it will sound very fun and lively, considering your more than awesome writing abilities.
nice chatting with you but I'm hungry, tired and possibly dying, so chat with you another day.