I really starting to hate this shit.
Once again I've been pulled into another dramatic situation involving another guy I know trying to commit suicide. The asshole calls up to say "I love you, and by the way, I just swallowed all of my prescription drugs, bye."

I already have to deal with my own depression, my best friend dealing with depression because he stayed in the closet for too long, and my other friend seeing a shrink for his own depression.

NO MORE!!!

No one is allowed to try and kill themselves around me anymore goddammit!!