Cutting up a batch of jalapeno peppers for marinade. Walked away to do something else, forgot to wash hands. Two hours later jacked off and now it burns like I used pepper spray for lube...oh that's cause I did. I climbed up the evolutionary ladder to wind up dancing around the house yelling "My dicks on fire!"
Stay in school kids.
Stay in school kids.
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helly:
Not as yet, I need my situation to change and sometime soon. I wanna get out of here!
user0822221411:
Hahaha, yes I was completely kidding about anorexia. I love food way too much to even attempt it.