Inbetween shelving copies of "Fight Club" (which will sell lickety-split) and "Absalom, Absalom" (sorry, Bill, you ended up in the wrong book marketplace), my co-worker/resident-curmudgeon Chester and I got into a conversation over the phrase "biff" (as in "you biffed it", or "to biff", etc). Chester was telling me and a couple of other people at the store about some strange dreams he was having, one of which involved a trip to the only-real-in-dreams-for-now Oprah Mega-Store, and the other that apparently involved him, myself, and co-worker Mike B shopping for souvenirs at the Crazy Horse in Paris (I can't begin to tell you how worried I was when the first words out of his mouth were "I had a dream about you and Mike and me in Paris"... I furiously thought to myself over and over again "please don't let this be homoerotic, please don't let this be like Last-Tango-In-Paris-But-This-Time-Its-ALL-Dudes"). I can't even remember how the word "biff" entered the conversation, but it derailed the conversation into a tangent over its origins. Where does that come? Who decided that biff=fucked things up? Chester theorized that the phrase refers back to Arthur Miller's "Death Of A Salesman". As much as the thought that surfers and stoners throughout the last couple of decades have been inadverdently paying tribute to Arthur Miller tickles my funny bone ("dude, you totally biffed that wave!" "at least I didn't Willy Loman that half-pipe!"), I H-I-G-H-L-Y doubt it.
The point of all this? I have now added "discovering the origins of the word biff" to my long list of shit I got to do before I shuffle off the old mortal coil.
And now... because I have nothing else to report (and because I crashed out at my Dad's place in Anthem last night and caught a double feature on IFC), its time I embrace my inner Pauline Kael and drop some movie-critic science on your punk asses.
First up: (all reviews put into spoilers so they don't turn this entry into something of Chris Farley proportions):
The point of all this? I have now added "discovering the origins of the word biff" to my long list of shit I got to do before I shuffle off the old mortal coil.
And now... because I have nothing else to report (and because I crashed out at my Dad's place in Anthem last night and caught a double feature on IFC), its time I embrace my inner Pauline Kael and drop some movie-critic science on your punk asses.
First up: (all reviews put into spoilers so they don't turn this entry into something of Chris Farley proportions):
And next up to bat:
And yes, Virginia, the hits just keep on coming:
And finally (because I can't type all night, although I can party every day):
*flexes fingers*
I'm done for the evening.
Note to self: watch something bad one of these days. I just hate being so positive all the time.
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Punishment Park is now officially on my list.
What's your favorite Italian film? Parli Italiano? Other languages?
The hilarious things about today: Thatcher at least lived up to her billing, and announced that she was saddened by Augusto's death. The US State Dept, meanwhile, put out some release about the victims of his regime.
It must be nice to rule a country with no sense of history, eh?
Goddamn it, I never do justice by you comments. I'lll have a sober session on here soon, and we must discuss things more inj depth. My fcking keyboard issticking. Aaaarght@!