This made me giggle ...
nullDumb Laws in Tennessee
You cant shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Crimes against nature are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
Full text of the law.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
Full text of the law.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of dumb animal includes every living creature.
Interracial marriages are illegal..
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
We have whales? Where? I would like to know where these boogers hide out, because I would totally spy on them if I could find one or two.
Yes, I'm a little bored and silly. I'm trying to make myself sleepy so I can get up at a decent hour tomorrow (like before 3pm) because I leave Wednesday for Chatty and I will have to be functioning at halfway decent hours.
I tattooed leopard spots on my BFF Bekah today for her birthday. She thinks she may want to add some pink around the outlines later on, but we are going to get all of them finished first. We only did the ones coming from her shoulder blade down onto her ribs tonight. They will be cute when we finish them, the little patch we have finished is pretty cool so far.
I only spoke to the Jamaican for a few mins today. He told me he doesn't like a lot of tattoos, which could be problematic since they aren't going anywhere. Honestly, I dont think he has any idea who I am. I think he just likes talking to me and wants a way out of Jamaica. He knows he can stay with me here; he told me he loved me again. I'm confused.
I finally finished this the other day. I started it almost 6 months ago. It says If you are a dreamer,come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer. If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire, for we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! Its a Shel Silverstein quote.
Goodnight loves!
nullDumb Laws in Tennessee
You cant shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Crimes against nature are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
Full text of the law.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
Full text of the law.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of dumb animal includes every living creature.
Interracial marriages are illegal..
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
We have whales? Where? I would like to know where these boogers hide out, because I would totally spy on them if I could find one or two.
Yes, I'm a little bored and silly. I'm trying to make myself sleepy so I can get up at a decent hour tomorrow (like before 3pm) because I leave Wednesday for Chatty and I will have to be functioning at halfway decent hours.
I tattooed leopard spots on my BFF Bekah today for her birthday. She thinks she may want to add some pink around the outlines later on, but we are going to get all of them finished first. We only did the ones coming from her shoulder blade down onto her ribs tonight. They will be cute when we finish them, the little patch we have finished is pretty cool so far.
I only spoke to the Jamaican for a few mins today. He told me he doesn't like a lot of tattoos, which could be problematic since they aren't going anywhere. Honestly, I dont think he has any idea who I am. I think he just likes talking to me and wants a way out of Jamaica. He knows he can stay with me here; he told me he loved me again. I'm confused.
I finally finished this the other day. I started it almost 6 months ago. It says If you are a dreamer,come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer. If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire, for we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! Its a Shel Silverstein quote.
Goodnight loves!
I like that quote. It reminds me of me.