I re-he-heeeeeally want this things right now...
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![](https://images.play.com/covers/13864356x.jpg)
Also, I kind of pinched this off Rookin
5 random things about me...
*If you're feeling down I will make you sausage & mash or bake you a cake. (That's if you live close and I actually know you)
*I believed my Grandad was shot by the Germans in the war 'cos he told me so until I was about 15. At this point I did the maths and worked out that he was about 6 during the war... my Dad then told me that my Grandad actually fell on a stone when he was a kid, which is why he has a blue bullet wound type scar on his knee.
*I have met Ron Jeremy
*I love Diagnosis Murder and all other cheesy detective shows just about
*I bloody love a kids show called Horrible Histories at the min... it's genius... they do stuff like this...
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So kids, how the hell are you?
Em
x
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![](https://images.play.com/covers/11072247x.jpg)
&
![](https://images.play.com/covers/13864356x.jpg)
Also, I kind of pinched this off Rookin
5 random things about me...
*If you're feeling down I will make you sausage & mash or bake you a cake. (That's if you live close and I actually know you)
*I believed my Grandad was shot by the Germans in the war 'cos he told me so until I was about 15. At this point I did the maths and worked out that he was about 6 during the war... my Dad then told me that my Grandad actually fell on a stone when he was a kid, which is why he has a blue bullet wound type scar on his knee.
*I have met Ron Jeremy
*I love Diagnosis Murder and all other cheesy detective shows just about
*I bloody love a kids show called Horrible Histories at the min... it's genius... they do stuff like this...
&
So kids, how the hell are you?
Em
x
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Was lovely to meet you on Saturday x
I saw that video the other day too, it's pretty realistic/funny