"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis"
I'm listening to a lot of early Elvis recently, not so much into anything he sang while wearing a white jumpsuit but I just plain and simple LOVE everything Elvis stood for in his early days. As the song goes... I'd rather think of Elvis as a crazy Memphis kid.
I think I'm settled into my new place now, my new sofa arrived this week and I got some prints and posters put up, it feels like home now! Just need to get the spare room all sorted and it's done!
I think i've got new ink in mind... I definitely have one small piece decided on just don't know where to put it, another I need to let stew in my brian for a while and I have no idea where i want that either... it's been 2 and a half years since my last tattoo, it's about time for more I reckon!
Am watching The Apprentice at the minute, Every one of them is fucking me off, I'm sure none of the other series have been as annoying as instantly!!! ...And one of them keeps saying 'at the end of the day' No other turns of phrase makes me want to punch someone more... YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ON JEREMY KYLE YOU DAFT TWAT... SHUT THE FUCK UP! 'At 'end o'day like, you know what I mean, at end o'day" NO!! COCK OFF!!!
I'm listening to a lot of early Elvis recently, not so much into anything he sang while wearing a white jumpsuit but I just plain and simple LOVE everything Elvis stood for in his early days. As the song goes... I'd rather think of Elvis as a crazy Memphis kid.
I think I'm settled into my new place now, my new sofa arrived this week and I got some prints and posters put up, it feels like home now! Just need to get the spare room all sorted and it's done!
I think i've got new ink in mind... I definitely have one small piece decided on just don't know where to put it, another I need to let stew in my brian for a while and I have no idea where i want that either... it's been 2 and a half years since my last tattoo, it's about time for more I reckon!
Am watching The Apprentice at the minute, Every one of them is fucking me off, I'm sure none of the other series have been as annoying as instantly!!! ...And one of them keeps saying 'at the end of the day' No other turns of phrase makes me want to punch someone more... YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ON JEREMY KYLE YOU DAFT TWAT... SHUT THE FUCK UP! 'At 'end o'day like, you know what I mean, at end o'day" NO!! COCK OFF!!!
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I got stupidly drunk last night in the basement, three of the staff leave on Monday, so they were all celebrating.
I once used the word 'crikey' to a police officer, when I found out my wallet with 250 in it had been handed into the police station when I lost it.
Bill & Ted are the most important films of my life haha, I love them so much, always make me smile. You need to own them. They are remaking the first one and it will be shit
I went to the NEC in Birmingham to help my mates do a bike demo, I didn't ride tho just helped with other stuff. Got very drunk in the evening and pretty much lost my voice from laughing. Gonna blog about it tomorrow, when I am less tired. What films did you see?