Right, if you had your bed up against a wall in your room, and every time you had sex on it it creaked REALLY loudly, would you think, 'well if this bed is this loud, maybe the people on the other side of the wall can hear it'. You'd think wouldn't you? Well my next door neighbours obviously don't! evertime they have their evil way with eachother, I have the pleasure of hearing the bed squeak to a disturbing rhythm, its even loud enough to wake me up! granted, it is only for a matter of minutes, (he can't be very good at it) but its really fucking annoying! And its always at either 6am or 8am on a weekend, GET A FUCKING LIFE AND BE ASLEEP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU RANDY BASTARDS!!! 
And now I can hear the frigging police playing though the wall. i think i have to move...
Em xox
And now I can hear the frigging police playing though the wall. i think i have to move...
Em xox
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harleen:
Maybe they're secretly hoping you'll like it and ask to join in 
brigga:
Sneak into their house and put holes in all the condoms. once they have kids tne sex will stop. 