- The moment 4:55pm shows on my phone on Mondays, I get the same feeling I do when I realize its Friday, I have 5 minutes of work left, and 2 days off....
- Believe that everything happens for a reason. You just have to be smart enough to know why.
- Just because I like giving someone a taste of their own medicine doesn't...
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- Believe that everything happens for a reason. You just have to be smart enough to know why.
- Just because I like giving someone a taste of their own medicine doesn't...
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tactical:
Interesting
liya:
We totally do! I can't wait to be done with summer classes so I can finally move to Florida!
- It is not humanly impossible to run out of advice for one person. I thought that it was, but it's not.
- Monday would probably be the wrong day to tell me something really fucked up or stupid.
- I think friendships are just like any other relationships and if you are lacking in communication then you have a huge problem.
- I don't...
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dissidentspirit:
you rock. there is nothing else to say. next time i am confused, angry, sad, or just not right i will come back and read this again. you have seriously made me smile 
9005900:
You have lots of recommendations here! 
I've never seen a Japanese porn movie, so I wouldn't know about that.
I had a pregnant mother come to my studio years ago and had shaved her pubic area for a smoother look. And it appeared very smooth, almost like a waxing - and she had not only done it herself with a hugh belly in front of her, she also shaved all the way to her anus. I didn't want to ask how she did that!
I've never seen a Japanese porn movie, so I wouldn't know about that.
I had a pregnant mother come to my studio years ago and had shaved her pubic area for a smoother look. And it appeared very smooth, almost like a waxing - and she had not only done it herself with a hugh belly in front of her, she also shaved all the way to her anus. I didn't want to ask how she did that!
- I think the best places to people watch is at walmart OR the liquor store. You can spot weird from a mile away and those are weird people hot spots.
This song is soooo good.
- I always feel embarrassed when I catch people having sex in public. I don't actively search these people out, it just so happens that I run at night...
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This song is soooo good.
- I always feel embarrassed when I catch people having sex in public. I don't actively search these people out, it just so happens that I run at night...
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werlywolf:
Just discovered your profile.
read this post and a few other's.
I enjoyed reading them very much.
I now extend my e-friendship so that I might continue to read your blogs.
p.s I dig the song
read this post and a few other's.
I enjoyed reading them very much.
I now extend my e-friendship so that I might continue to read your blogs.
p.s I dig the song
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leftyanasazi:
-i answer the question "why are you still single?" too honestly, like i answer most questions too honestly. i think it helps keep me single. it's like loading your assassin's gun for them.
- i have lucid dreams. and also a penis.
- i hate when people say, "anything is possible." and also when they say, "things are going to get better." you have no way of knowing that, thank you.
- i keep getting Star Wars toys in my Lucky Charms boxes. i will save them for you, in case i ever pass you on the street and i'm like "hey, aren't you Emily? didn't you want these for Christmas?!" don't doubt me. anything is possible.
- i think being a bad kisser is a deal breaker.i'd much rather they be a bad lay.
-also, unicorns are real.
-when i say, 'fuck yeah, it's big', i'm referring to my ambitions.
-is Miami really that bad? i've never heard anyone speak well of Miami. at least not anyone whose opinion i could potentially respect. it seems like a city designed by Ed Hardy.
- great blog. you're kewl.
- i have lucid dreams. and also a penis.
- i hate when people say, "anything is possible." and also when they say, "things are going to get better." you have no way of knowing that, thank you.
- i keep getting Star Wars toys in my Lucky Charms boxes. i will save them for you, in case i ever pass you on the street and i'm like "hey, aren't you Emily? didn't you want these for Christmas?!" don't doubt me. anything is possible.
- i think being a bad kisser is a deal breaker.i'd much rather they be a bad lay.
-also, unicorns are real.
-when i say, 'fuck yeah, it's big', i'm referring to my ambitions.
-is Miami really that bad? i've never heard anyone speak well of Miami. at least not anyone whose opinion i could potentially respect. it seems like a city designed by Ed Hardy.
- great blog. you're kewl.
Ummm I normally don't do posts like these only because I fucking can't stand when people post about their personal business on blogs... if you really care to know about whats going on then you could just ask me..
I've decided that by the end of this year I will be moving out of florida. I don't exactly know where yet. If I could I...
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I've decided that by the end of this year I will be moving out of florida. I don't exactly know where yet. If I could I...
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little_bird:
I don't really know where you could move, but Nashville sounds pretty great to me. Good luck with the move. (:
orsonhgwelles:
Portland (expensive) and the black sheep of cool cities to live in, Pittsburgh, PA.
- Mondays are general "fuck up" days.
- Don't rush some one when what ever their doing requires concentration. I don't rush you, so don't rush me okay?
- Question: When did it become cool to openly talk about how your a cuter? Is this another trend like triangle tattoos?
- Also... when dudes utter "Did you cum yet?" or "are you close?" makes me...
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- Don't rush some one when what ever their doing requires concentration. I don't rush you, so don't rush me okay?
- Question: When did it become cool to openly talk about how your a cuter? Is this another trend like triangle tattoos?
- Also... when dudes utter "Did you cum yet?" or "are you close?" makes me...
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carminefox:
THAT was quite a fun read.
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ggdeckard:
Wait- what? Eyelashes on cars?
Also- amen to getting ready in half an hour.
Also- amen to getting ready in half an hour.
liya:
I love your blog Always puts a smile on my face 
Always puts a smile on my face - If you like the person you are fucking.. you should know that every girl likes to still feel wanted romantically after sex. Pull her towards you, play with her hair, rub her arm.. kiss her forehead. Don't act like a dead log.
- Valentines day Is coming and I bet you are flipping out trying to make dinner reservations...
save yourself the trouble and...
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- Valentines day Is coming and I bet you are flipping out trying to make dinner reservations...
save yourself the trouble and...
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ggdeckard:
I like that idea of a tent and a movie! I'm asking my boy to go to the drive in, so its nearly the same thing
liya:
I'd love to! Feel free to text me!
totem:
I love your Flickr.
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arrliss:
fantastic job!
arrliss:
thank you