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Anyone in the Miami Fl area, if you want to shoot send me an email.
- If the people in your life wouldn't take a bullet for you, then you need to trash them.
- People that say "I have no regrets" are a bunch of fucking liars. EVERYONE has regrets.
- You're argument becomes invalid when you do the exact same thing that you're bitching at someone else for. That's what we like to call being a hypocrite.
- An empty insult is when someone insults you based on no facts what so ever. They are basically trying to make you feel bad about anything and everything even if it has nothing to do with you.
- You should probably shake it like a salt shaker...
- Some people rely solely on religion or a Devinne force for things to change. They think that by simply asking thin air for something, it will some how fix itself or show up on your door step. S'not how shit works out. You're no Jesus, you're no Elvis...
- Morning wood is the best dick to suck.
- There is always something better around the corner but that doesn't mean you continue to look when you've already found it.
- How about that epic episode of The walking dead?
Correct me if I'm wrong but this season is the best season ever.
- Why no try and make yourself?
- Every person that is naturally dominating in their every day life, likes to be dominated sexually. This probably goes for people who are naturally submissive... are probably more dominating in the sack. I can't vouch for natural submissive people, because in my daily life... I come off as being very dominating.. I can only vouch for the naturally dominating people.
- Some girls like to be told what to do.
This is funny to me.. cause its exactly what I look like when I smile....
- Everyone is right about what they are arguing about... to an extent. Which means there never really is a right or wrong. There is just someone who gives up and feels bad.
- The sentence "Actions speak louder than words" is a very misleading statement. It's not one or the other... its both... You can't just show me you like me... how the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm just going to think you're just a really nice person... If you never tell me you like me.. then I'm never going to know..
You also can't tell me you love me... and then punch me in the face... doesn't work that way either...
- Always apologize for shit. Maybe its a Miami thing but too many people are way too fucking prideful here. People are not a dime a dozen.. and if you think its worth saving then fucking apologize.
- You should probably read that before you sign it.. because its going to be "your bad" when it comes back to bite you in the ass.. and I will not feel stupid for your mistake...
this is you buddy... all you..
- Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to...
- Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You need to appreciate the shit people do for you.
- At the same time that doesn't mean you can do a bunch of nice shit to me and think I'll ignore the shitty way you treat me... Doesn't work like that bro.
- I still don't understand everyones obsession with anal sex....
- Hey guys? Untill you start making enough money for me to stay in the kitchen, you can make your own damn sandwich...
- Hell, fear me. I am the one that will bring you down.
- It's just distance that separates us..
- If you can't finish a project on your own, then don't attempt to do a project no matter how many people say they'll help out.
- The best part of waking up?
Is foldgers in your cup.
Or a dick in your mouth, which ever you prefer more..
- Most people wont know how much you're worth until you leave. You can tell me all you want you appreciate everyone in your life, but the truth is.. you really don't.
- "I still have emotional feelings towards girls strictly because of the blow jobs they give me. Guys remember good, quality blow jobs, over good quality sex."
- Only extend favors to those who extend them to you.
- First moments are scary but if you have a dick and balls, you're in charge of those moments. Girls want a guy who will grab them when they want. Who will kiss them when they want.
- Yeah... a girl that makes the first move is nice. OR.... she's trying too hard/desperate and I would rather not make the move at all, then ever maybe possibly be considered "trying too hard/desperate"
- Open the door for people in general. Especially if they look like they need help. Like if a hot tattooed girl is carrying a pizza and many other things... You don't stand and stare... you fucking open the door.
- YOU do what necessary to profit. If you tell me you can't work because you're missing an arm or you have diabetes, then you deserve that shit hole of a place you call a home.
- Everyone is looking for that one person that gets it. That, with out explanation, is right on top of conversations with good input. Those people are very few and far in between. Because of that, We are more likely to ignore some serious warning signs. I'm just saying be a little smart about this.
- I personally don't like receiving but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
- Who in the FUCK motorboats anymore? That shit is something drunk douche college guys do.. Treat my tits nicely... with your mouth.
- Every girl wants a guy that tells her what to do, and every guy wants a girl that takes control.
- People (particularly your friends and family) have grown accustom to (your) random acts of kindness. I don't know about you but I don't want everyone always thinking I'm the nice person that does nice things always, even when you don't do nice things back to me. I'm not saying always be a dick, I'm just saying don't be that person that always does nice things.
- I know you are just trying to help but you don't have to treat me like I don't know where the "ON" and "OFF" button is...
- P.s... If there's instructions, chances are I did everything correctly... how do you think I became such a great cook?
- Breaking up over a text is not cool. Not cool.
- You can't insult me one moment and then try to buffer it with a joke. You're a dick and I hate you.
- A true friend will tell you how ugly you are when you cry.
- The second someone tells you you're "basically" worthless, tell them to "basically" go fuck themselves
- What's exhausting is all the wrong people wanting to date you...
- You can't ask me to sleep with you and then try the same shit on my friend and think I'm not going to find out. Loose lips sink ships bra...
- How long does it take for people to figure out who they really are?
- Most people have never legitly been told they are beautiful. Which is sad because everyone is beautiful. Except for rapists and murderers
- Everyone wants their piece of heaven.
Anyone in the Miami Fl area, if you want to shoot send me an email.
- If the people in your life wouldn't take a bullet for you, then you need to trash them.
- People that say "I have no regrets" are a bunch of fucking liars. EVERYONE has regrets.
- You're argument becomes invalid when you do the exact same thing that you're bitching at someone else for. That's what we like to call being a hypocrite.
- An empty insult is when someone insults you based on no facts what so ever. They are basically trying to make you feel bad about anything and everything even if it has nothing to do with you.
- You should probably shake it like a salt shaker...
- Some people rely solely on religion or a Devinne force for things to change. They think that by simply asking thin air for something, it will some how fix itself or show up on your door step. S'not how shit works out. You're no Jesus, you're no Elvis...
- Morning wood is the best dick to suck.
- There is always something better around the corner but that doesn't mean you continue to look when you've already found it.
- How about that epic episode of The walking dead?
Correct me if I'm wrong but this season is the best season ever.
- Why no try and make yourself?
- Every person that is naturally dominating in their every day life, likes to be dominated sexually. This probably goes for people who are naturally submissive... are probably more dominating in the sack. I can't vouch for natural submissive people, because in my daily life... I come off as being very dominating.. I can only vouch for the naturally dominating people.
- Some girls like to be told what to do.
This is funny to me.. cause its exactly what I look like when I smile....
- Everyone is right about what they are arguing about... to an extent. Which means there never really is a right or wrong. There is just someone who gives up and feels bad.
- The sentence "Actions speak louder than words" is a very misleading statement. It's not one or the other... its both... You can't just show me you like me... how the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm just going to think you're just a really nice person... If you never tell me you like me.. then I'm never going to know..
You also can't tell me you love me... and then punch me in the face... doesn't work that way either...
- Always apologize for shit. Maybe its a Miami thing but too many people are way too fucking prideful here. People are not a dime a dozen.. and if you think its worth saving then fucking apologize.
- You should probably read that before you sign it.. because its going to be "your bad" when it comes back to bite you in the ass.. and I will not feel stupid for your mistake...
this is you buddy... all you..
- Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to...
- Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You need to appreciate the shit people do for you.
- At the same time that doesn't mean you can do a bunch of nice shit to me and think I'll ignore the shitty way you treat me... Doesn't work like that bro.
- I still don't understand everyones obsession with anal sex....
- Hey guys? Untill you start making enough money for me to stay in the kitchen, you can make your own damn sandwich...
- Hell, fear me. I am the one that will bring you down.
- It's just distance that separates us..
- If you can't finish a project on your own, then don't attempt to do a project no matter how many people say they'll help out.
- The best part of waking up?
Is foldgers in your cup.
Or a dick in your mouth, which ever you prefer more..
- Most people wont know how much you're worth until you leave. You can tell me all you want you appreciate everyone in your life, but the truth is.. you really don't.
- "I still have emotional feelings towards girls strictly because of the blow jobs they give me. Guys remember good, quality blow jobs, over good quality sex."
- Only extend favors to those who extend them to you.
- First moments are scary but if you have a dick and balls, you're in charge of those moments. Girls want a guy who will grab them when they want. Who will kiss them when they want.
- Yeah... a girl that makes the first move is nice. OR.... she's trying too hard/desperate and I would rather not make the move at all, then ever maybe possibly be considered "trying too hard/desperate"
- Open the door for people in general. Especially if they look like they need help. Like if a hot tattooed girl is carrying a pizza and many other things... You don't stand and stare... you fucking open the door.
- YOU do what necessary to profit. If you tell me you can't work because you're missing an arm or you have diabetes, then you deserve that shit hole of a place you call a home.
- Everyone is looking for that one person that gets it. That, with out explanation, is right on top of conversations with good input. Those people are very few and far in between. Because of that, We are more likely to ignore some serious warning signs. I'm just saying be a little smart about this.
- I personally don't like receiving but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
- Who in the FUCK motorboats anymore? That shit is something drunk douche college guys do.. Treat my tits nicely... with your mouth.
- Every girl wants a guy that tells her what to do, and every guy wants a girl that takes control.
- People (particularly your friends and family) have grown accustom to (your) random acts of kindness. I don't know about you but I don't want everyone always thinking I'm the nice person that does nice things always, even when you don't do nice things back to me. I'm not saying always be a dick, I'm just saying don't be that person that always does nice things.
- I know you are just trying to help but you don't have to treat me like I don't know where the "ON" and "OFF" button is...
- P.s... If there's instructions, chances are I did everything correctly... how do you think I became such a great cook?
- Breaking up over a text is not cool. Not cool.
- You can't insult me one moment and then try to buffer it with a joke. You're a dick and I hate you.
- A true friend will tell you how ugly you are when you cry.
- The second someone tells you you're "basically" worthless, tell them to "basically" go fuck themselves
- What's exhausting is all the wrong people wanting to date you...
- You can't ask me to sleep with you and then try the same shit on my friend and think I'm not going to find out. Loose lips sink ships bra...
- How long does it take for people to figure out who they really are?
- Most people have never legitly been told they are beautiful. Which is sad because everyone is beautiful. Except for rapists and murderers
- Everyone wants their piece of heaven.