emilyisasecret

- I'm not an asshole if I decide not to vote. If you don't vote, You don't lose your voice. People say "If you don't vote, then you have no place to bitch" However you don't lose your 1st amendment right by choosing not to use it.

- It's called "practicing medicine" for a reason.




- Too many people confuse speculation with factual information.

- I will avoid a first kiss at all cost. Not because I'm not interested.. I'm just a giant pansy and that whole moment terrifies the shit out of me.

(That's probably the whole reason I'm not a whore, that and my moral standing)




- There are a lot of things that make me happy in the world. One of them is morning breakfast and a restaurant. I will always be the happiest person at a Denny's at 8am.

- You need to start being more fucking polite.



- Smell is the most important sense. There are times when I am with someone, and their smell alone will make it for me. This goes with a lot of things including your environment. I'm not saying make yourself like the men's walmart isle, I'm just saying... ya'll muthafuckas need some body spray.

- There are some people in this world, that if told to stare at the sun... they would....

- Next to beards, I also like shoulders/arms... so gym time? work twice as hard on that.. but don't topple over.. cause that's not going to do us any good.



- Shower sex is the best sex.

- 10 cents is not that big of a fucking deal.. I know we're all in a shitty situation but in no way/shape/form is 10 cents going to make it or break it for you.

- When you are wrong, and just too stubborn to admit it... you need to eventually acknowledge you're wrong. You can't be right always... even if you are... no one likes that person. ever.




- Today, you are the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you will ever be.

- I think people are getting the term "addicted" twisted. You are NOT addicted to something until it effects the people around you. When you say "I'm addicted to porn" that doesn't mean you sit at home everyday and masturbate to a set of tits. That just means you have a healthy libido.

Now, When you're bank account is in the negative because you buy shit porn off the Internet and you have so much jizz on the bottom of your table that it looks like stalactites, you may have a problem.


- I think more and more people are not showing their appreciation for shit that needs to be recognized. Even if its something someone does for you on a daily basis... that doesn't mean you should stop saying thank you... or that you should expect it... Someone does something nice for you, even if it's picking up the pencil you just dropped, You say "thank you"

- Some strippers/porn stars shouldn't be on HD channels.



- Don't vote on a certain ballots just because there is a sad puppy/child on the hand outs. ALL sources are biased.

- Sure, no one likes the idea of killing an unborn child. If you did, you'd be one sick fuck.. and we wouldn't be friends. Just because I'm pro-choice doesn't mean I like the idea of someone killing. It just means I think I can make my own decisions..

- People are starting to place high value on things that cost a lot of money, instead of putting high value on anything/everything. If I buy you a gift for your birthday, and its NOT the RayBan's you asked for, you can still appreciate the gift I got you... dick.

- I wouldn't make that same mistake if I were you...


- There will come a time where you will realize that everything that has built up to this point was absolutely necessary to get to your perfect point right now.

- There are things in this world that can hurt you. Things that will do bad things to make you question your sanity. Stay strong. This too shall pass.

- Everyone changes. We are still always a tiny bit of our past.



- You can opt for deletion but nothings ever really gone..

- A girl that asks for the size of your penis is a girl that's interested in you.

- If you spend more than an hour alone at a dudes house... you have a crush on him. Or you're attracted to him. Or you just like the attention he gives you. Either way, don't tell me otherwise because I know you're lying.



- Dating people in other states doesnt work.

- Stop being such a pussy about picking a girl up. If you like her, ask her... the worst that could happen is she would say "no".

- "You get what you give. You put a negative out in the world, you'll receive negativity. It's the same with putting positive vibes. More often than none, you'll get 10x more than what you give." - Tye

- "An argument is not what ever bullshit spews from your mouth. It must be well thought out and the loudest person is NOT the winner." - Tye



- I hate how some commercials portray men out to be the biggest fucking moron with out their significant other. I saw a commercial for the swiffer, it was promoting how easy it is to use. So easy, a womans husband could use it. Thats kind of stupid because I'm sure he knows how to use a broom.

- "Happy wife = happy life" doesn't mean "Give her everything, you can go fuck yourself" I'd like to think I'll marry someone who will make me happy but I don't want some dude that just lets me walk all over him.

- When you unwrap your hair from a bun = pure bliss.




- The other day, there was a dude following me around in my car in my friends appartment complex. At first I got kind of worried. I parked anyways, started to walk fast toward the appartment when he sprinted towards me and yelled "NICE CAR! I WASNT EXPECTING A TATTOOED LADY TO BE DRIVING IT!" when I turned. It was a hot guy.

I couldn't turn towards him, because I was already almost to my friends appartment but I felt like such a dumb ass for not continuing a conversation with him.

at first I was upset with myself, then I remember that most murderers are handsome dudes... so maybe I just saved my life...

Not really.. I still feel like an idiot.. that dude can kill me any time...



all pumpkin.

- Anyone else use chapstick and weirdly enough your lips get more chapped? WTF ASSHOLES?!

- Stop planning so far in advance. NOTHING ever pans out the way we expect.

- If I cared, I would care but I don't, so I wont.

- You expect people to do you favors when you don't do any yourself? Guess what buddy, you can go fuck yourself.

- I have no problem bending over backwards for those that deserve it, you shouldnt either.

- Money isn't everything, but It CAN buy you everything.

- "Perspective can make or break you." Tye