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Another note this article made me automatically think of David crosses skit on the date rape drug pamphlet


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Sh4I1Yqq7EM[/YOUTUBE]

- I'm pretty sure no one works in the radio business anymore. The music is on loops and they change it up once a week.

- Just hold on a little longer. It will be over soon.

- Don't get a tattoo if you can't handle the slightest pain.



Why didn't he just punch her in the back of the head?

- There isn't a...
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I don't know if other people are like this but I can't stand when I make a mistake, and someone decides to belittle me for like an hour about it.

I am human, I am going to make common mistakes but there is a nicer way to go about it. How about saying simply "Hey, just don't do it again. Okay?"

I think I get...
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"will you wake me when were almost half way? I don't want to take this trip alone..."

- Modest boys will always have the bigger dick.

- I hate people that think reading what's on WebMD automatically makes them smarter then someone with a Ph.D

- Question: If a doctor tells you to finish your antibiotics, why don't people ever follow through with instructions? I'm...
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- If your telling people you have many years of experience but your work doesn't show anything but how inexperienced you are, you are officially an asshole. I see what you did there, I am able to tell the difference between good work and shitty work.

- We just hurry up only to wait.

- Everyone has a weird orgasm face, it's just something you...
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- It seems like not a lot of people know about this, so I am going to take the initiative and go ahead and explain it to you dumb fucks...

If you are on the high way and are driving in the left lane, you are officially in the fast lane. Which means you need to be going faster if not keeping a good enough...
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I woke up this morning and was staring out of my window. I just had this weird feeling how quickly life moves on from death. Another morning, everyone in the same routine.

My neighbor passed away yesterday. I didn't know the man very well but I knew his son. Death slows everything down. You take in things you normally wouldn't even notice. Maybe its just...
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- If I ever see someone dropping a dog off and leaving it to fend for its self, they will be getting a "yours truly" punch in the dick.

- If you get kicked out of 2 or more clinics you can stop telling yourself its because you care about yourself. Get fucking real.

- part of me hates that I have road rage because...
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- There is a part of me that just wants someone to care about me, then there is an even bigger part of me that says "I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy...
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There are two things I will be ranting about today which have nothing to do with each other. They are just things that are stuck on my mind and need to release themselves on you. (heh)

1. I can't stand when people are constantly dishing out the insults yet can't fucking take it like a man when the time comes for their fair share. Look,...
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