"" means direct quote or that a certain psycho is pretending to be Elliott.
Word/[] means it was a typo and the intended word is in []
My responses weren't saved on the phone so I'm writing what I remember saying.
So let me tell you a story of just how psychotic my exboyfriend Elliott's new girlfriend is. On Thursday morning, I woke up to my cell phone blinking red (meaning I have a text message). The rest takes place over the course of my time at summerschool.
"Elliott" 4:08am: "Whats up"
Emily: Hey, I was actually asleep (shocking). So are you still in CA or back in TX?
"Elliott" 10:16am: "I am home finally."
Emily: How was your trip? Did you have fun?
"Elliott" 11:33am: "It was cool. Happy to be home though. Hows school?"
Emily: School sucks. You know how I hate history, and one of my classes is history itself and the other is history based. Why are you so happy to be home?
"Elliott" 11:42am: "Just am and i missed stephanie."
Emily: So I am guessing you got my voicemail apology?
"Elliott" 11:49am: "I didnt get one i do not think"
Emily: Really? I left it right after school that one day you got mad at me. Are you sure you didn't get it? I said I would stop talking about Stephanie.
"Elliott" 11:52am: "Can not say i did but do me a favor"
Emily: What do you want me to do?
"Elliott" 11:56 am: "Try to make peace with her. I know she will get there early and i want to hang with you so make an effort she will be nice i promise"
Emily: Are you serious? Did you confront her about making up that I was snooping around her car?
"Elliott" 12:00pm: "If she was making them up or not it doesnt matter. Move on please. For me and my relationship and our friendship."
Emily: I've tried to make peace with her before, but she always ends up messing it up.
"Elliott" 12:04pm: "No emily that is not true. Its both of you so please do it for of/[me]"
Emily: I never sent her any text messages trying to make her angry whereas she's done it to me several times.
"Elliott" 12:09pm: "She hasnt in a while. Please do this and she will stop if you make an effort"
Emily: I said that I would stop talking bad about her and just ignore her. What do you want me to do? Talk to her? Sit by her in class? Hang out with her? I will not start shit with her, but we are never going to be the best of pals.
"Elliott" 12:10pm: "I am not asking for the best of pals"
Emily: What am I supposed to talk to her about? We have nothing to talk about.
"Elliott" 12:11pm: "Talk to her about elaine"
"Elliott" 12:11pm: "Make conversation."
Emily: Are you serious? Have you talked to her about this? What did she say? Why do I have to go up to her? Why can't she come up to me?
"Elliott" 12:16pm: "She was more than willing to do it for me. She is just shy about starting conversation"
Emily: This is weird. I don't ask you to talk to people you are not comfortable talking to. I will stop talking about her. Why isn't that enough?
"Elliott" 12:27pm: "If youre not willing to do this for me than i would rather be her boyfriend than youre friend"
Emily: You guys can come to Rocky Horror, and I will be nice there. At least that's less awkward than talking in class.
"Elliott" 12:34pm: "We can not go to rocky because she works too early. If you talk to her i promise she will be pleasant"
Emily: Why can't she talk to me? Why am I responsible for initiating this? You know better than anyone that I am shy too.
"Elliott" 12:38pm: "She is shyer than you are trust me"
"Elliott" 1:00pm: "Well?"
Emily: Class started. What do you want me to do?
"Elliott" 1:53pm: "Talk to her after class or something"
Emily: But I have friends that I like to talk to after class.
"Elliott" 1:55pm: "You are pathetic"
Emily: That is ridiculous. Can't I just text message her saying hi or something?
"Elliott" 1:55pm: "Do you even have her new phone number"
Emily: I have the number she sent me all those text messages from.
"Elliott" 2:01pm: "You are not with/[worth] the hassle so go to hell"
Emily: Stop being ridiculous.
"Elliott" 2:44pm: "When will you realize you are a horrible person and that is why you can not make friends"
Then class ended so I called his phone twice. Once it sounded like he picked up and hung up, and the second time I got the voice mail. I left a message talking about how he was the one making problems. There was nothing wrong then he started all this shit. He also needed to consider my feelings because I am not as bad a person as he was making me out to be.
"Elliott" 3:02pm: "I will not be returning your calls"
Then I proceded to sent like 6 text messages about how it wasn't fair that he wasn't allowing me the chance to defend or explain myself. Also, I needed the weekend to think about it because he had just sprung the idea on me all of the sudden. Then I got all mad and brought up that he owed me $42, and he should give the money to Stephanie so then we could have something to talk about.
After that I went home, and my mom called me to ask if I had picked up some food she had made for me. I started crying and telling her how Elliott was being a dick and how I was afraid that we weren't going to be friends anymore. I told her about the text messages, and everything she said just made it worse, such as well not all friendships are meant to last forever and that I should just give it time or maybe mail him a letter or maybe I should call and talk to his mother (we used to be close when Elliott and I were dating). After we got off the phone almost an hour later, I got a text message.
Elliott 3:39pm: "It was Stephanie"
He came over and hung out with me for 2 hours. I showed him all the messages. I cannot believe she did that. Every time she fucks with me, she does something worse. Next thing you know, she'll be at my door step with a butcher knife. WHAT A CRAZY ASS BITCH!!!!! Elliott should get rid of her because if she can do it to me, she can do it to him (or do something worse). I'm sure he'll just forgive her and move on because he is weak, but someday he'll have the courage to kick her to the curb, and I will be right by his side finding him a better girlfriend.
Word/[] means it was a typo and the intended word is in []
My responses weren't saved on the phone so I'm writing what I remember saying.
So let me tell you a story of just how psychotic my exboyfriend Elliott's new girlfriend is. On Thursday morning, I woke up to my cell phone blinking red (meaning I have a text message). The rest takes place over the course of my time at summerschool.
"Elliott" 4:08am: "Whats up"
Emily: Hey, I was actually asleep (shocking). So are you still in CA or back in TX?
"Elliott" 10:16am: "I am home finally."
Emily: How was your trip? Did you have fun?
"Elliott" 11:33am: "It was cool. Happy to be home though. Hows school?"
Emily: School sucks. You know how I hate history, and one of my classes is history itself and the other is history based. Why are you so happy to be home?
"Elliott" 11:42am: "Just am and i missed stephanie."
Emily: So I am guessing you got my voicemail apology?
"Elliott" 11:49am: "I didnt get one i do not think"
Emily: Really? I left it right after school that one day you got mad at me. Are you sure you didn't get it? I said I would stop talking about Stephanie.
"Elliott" 11:52am: "Can not say i did but do me a favor"
Emily: What do you want me to do?
"Elliott" 11:56 am: "Try to make peace with her. I know she will get there early and i want to hang with you so make an effort she will be nice i promise"
Emily: Are you serious? Did you confront her about making up that I was snooping around her car?
"Elliott" 12:00pm: "If she was making them up or not it doesnt matter. Move on please. For me and my relationship and our friendship."
Emily: I've tried to make peace with her before, but she always ends up messing it up.
"Elliott" 12:04pm: "No emily that is not true. Its both of you so please do it for of/[me]"
Emily: I never sent her any text messages trying to make her angry whereas she's done it to me several times.
"Elliott" 12:09pm: "She hasnt in a while. Please do this and she will stop if you make an effort"
Emily: I said that I would stop talking bad about her and just ignore her. What do you want me to do? Talk to her? Sit by her in class? Hang out with her? I will not start shit with her, but we are never going to be the best of pals.
"Elliott" 12:10pm: "I am not asking for the best of pals"
Emily: What am I supposed to talk to her about? We have nothing to talk about.
"Elliott" 12:11pm: "Talk to her about elaine"
"Elliott" 12:11pm: "Make conversation."
Emily: Are you serious? Have you talked to her about this? What did she say? Why do I have to go up to her? Why can't she come up to me?
"Elliott" 12:16pm: "She was more than willing to do it for me. She is just shy about starting conversation"
Emily: This is weird. I don't ask you to talk to people you are not comfortable talking to. I will stop talking about her. Why isn't that enough?
"Elliott" 12:27pm: "If youre not willing to do this for me than i would rather be her boyfriend than youre friend"
Emily: You guys can come to Rocky Horror, and I will be nice there. At least that's less awkward than talking in class.
"Elliott" 12:34pm: "We can not go to rocky because she works too early. If you talk to her i promise she will be pleasant"
Emily: Why can't she talk to me? Why am I responsible for initiating this? You know better than anyone that I am shy too.
"Elliott" 12:38pm: "She is shyer than you are trust me"
"Elliott" 1:00pm: "Well?"
Emily: Class started. What do you want me to do?
"Elliott" 1:53pm: "Talk to her after class or something"
Emily: But I have friends that I like to talk to after class.
"Elliott" 1:55pm: "You are pathetic"
Emily: That is ridiculous. Can't I just text message her saying hi or something?
"Elliott" 1:55pm: "Do you even have her new phone number"
Emily: I have the number she sent me all those text messages from.
"Elliott" 2:01pm: "You are not with/[worth] the hassle so go to hell"
Emily: Stop being ridiculous.
"Elliott" 2:44pm: "When will you realize you are a horrible person and that is why you can not make friends"
Then class ended so I called his phone twice. Once it sounded like he picked up and hung up, and the second time I got the voice mail. I left a message talking about how he was the one making problems. There was nothing wrong then he started all this shit. He also needed to consider my feelings because I am not as bad a person as he was making me out to be.
"Elliott" 3:02pm: "I will not be returning your calls"
Then I proceded to sent like 6 text messages about how it wasn't fair that he wasn't allowing me the chance to defend or explain myself. Also, I needed the weekend to think about it because he had just sprung the idea on me all of the sudden. Then I got all mad and brought up that he owed me $42, and he should give the money to Stephanie so then we could have something to talk about.
After that I went home, and my mom called me to ask if I had picked up some food she had made for me. I started crying and telling her how Elliott was being a dick and how I was afraid that we weren't going to be friends anymore. I told her about the text messages, and everything she said just made it worse, such as well not all friendships are meant to last forever and that I should just give it time or maybe mail him a letter or maybe I should call and talk to his mother (we used to be close when Elliott and I were dating). After we got off the phone almost an hour later, I got a text message.
Elliott 3:39pm: "It was Stephanie"
He came over and hung out with me for 2 hours. I showed him all the messages. I cannot believe she did that. Every time she fucks with me, she does something worse. Next thing you know, she'll be at my door step with a butcher knife. WHAT A CRAZY ASS BITCH!!!!! Elliott should get rid of her because if she can do it to me, she can do it to him (or do something worse). I'm sure he'll just forgive her and move on because he is weak, but someday he'll have the courage to kick her to the curb, and I will be right by his side finding him a better girlfriend.
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Gee, I'm glad you and the pharmacist both filled me in on that little piece of information. Seems like maybe it's important. Hmmm. Nah. No biggie. So yea, i'm home from work, i started shaking and gettin' light headed again, said fuck it and took off. I'm sitting in the A.C. and i'm STILL sweating. Think i'll take a cold shower.
So, how was your day?
Here's the next thing my doctor's gonna see:
Kiss it, fucker.
I don't know how I feel being posted under ScarredAngel's ass. It's sorta frightening.
I hope to meet you at the SGDFW Bowling outing.