emily

Ok, here goes nothin',well actually, most of a page:

I guy walks through an alley and sees a bum sleeping face down on the ground. The guy walks up to the bum, pulls down the bum's pants, and procedes to fuck him in the ass. After the guy is done, he pulls the bum's pants back up and puts a dollar bill in his pocket.

When the bum wakes up, he finds the dollar in his pocket, then goes over to the liquor store where he asks the clerk, "Give me a dollars worth of your cheapest wine.". The clerk does so and the bum goes back to his alley, drinks the wine, and passes out.

Later that night, the guy from before comes back, only this time he has brought along nine of his friends. The guy pulls the bum's pants down and then he and all nine of his friends fuck the him in the ass. After they are all finished, they pull the bum's pants back up and put a ten dollar bill in his pocket.

The next morning, the bum wakes up, finds the ten in his pocket, and goes to the liqour store. When he gets there he tells the clerk, "Give me ten dollars worth of your cheapest wine." He buys the wine then goes back to the alley, where he drinks it and passes out again.

Later that night, the same guy comes back for some more of the same fun only this time, he has found forty-nine lucky studs to follow him. Then, as on the previous two nights, he pulls down the bum's pants and all fifty guys go on and fuck the poor bum in the ass. After they have all had their fill, the first guy pulls up the bum's pants and puts a fifty dollar bill in the violated soul's pocket.

Upon waking up the next day, the bum finds the fifty in his pocket and limps over to the liqour store once again. When the clerk there says hello and asks what he can do, the bum says, "Give me fifty dollars worth of your best wine. That cheap shit's fucking with my ass!"

I know a good joke.

So this priest is sitting in the confessional booth and he really has to pee. So He sticks his head out the booth and sees a janitor walk by. He asks the Janitor "Hey can you sit in here for a few minutes while I take a piss?" The janitor replys "Okay, but what if someone needs to confess?" "Just give them 10 Hail Marys as their punishment." the priest replys.

So the Janitor is in their, when all of a sudden this women comes in "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I gave a man oral sex last night."

The Janitor thinks 10 hail marys is not enough for the punishment, so he looks out of the booth and sees an Alter boy walk by. "Hey Alter boy, what does the Priest usually give for Oral Sex?" The Alter boy replies "Sometimes a candy bar or a soda pop."