Things that went wrong at work.....
1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I WAS AT WORK!!!GRRRRR
I know there's more.....buuuuuuuut EH!On to the good stuff.......
Things that went RIGHT at work...
1)My boss was looking the other way,I hit him in the face with a BIG ball..
2)Someone hit me with a ball,BUT I kicked his ass,he said that it wasnt him,and I SAID Well you're closer...
3)I got all of my work done..
4)I was REALLY mean to everyone,,
5)I put my hand down my pants,and then told my boss to smell my finger...hahahaha!!
6)I hit someone in the face with a ball REALLY REALLY hard.....
That's all.......Thank you,come again.......
1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I WAS AT WORK!!!GRRRRR
I know there's more.....buuuuuuuut EH!On to the good stuff.......
Things that went RIGHT at work...
1)My boss was looking the other way,I hit him in the face with a BIG ball..
2)Someone hit me with a ball,BUT I kicked his ass,he said that it wasnt him,and I SAID Well you're closer...
3)I got all of my work done..
4)I was REALLY mean to everyone,,
5)I put my hand down my pants,and then told my boss to smell my finger...hahahaha!!
6)I hit someone in the face with a ball REALLY REALLY hard.....
That's all.......Thank you,come again.......
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-really, traumatic experience,
Dave
That's probably one of the funniest journals I've read in a long time.