Monday Feb 25, 2008

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A man offered me thousands of dollars last night to lick my butthole.

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trilobitten:
Yeah, there's plenty of stuff I don't tell them for pretty much that reason. But every so often I get all excited about something and I think surely they'll be excited for me too. How can they not be? Said thing is so exciting! Whee!

and then...

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squelch. whatever

But that's why I'm making that note to self. Must not present dreams for squelching.



So do your parents know what you're doing for a living?
stompbox:
What are you gonna spend it on?

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