I am having the worst luck opening cans lately. The other day I tried to open a can of coconut milk and it exploded all over my crotch, I looked like a I had shot the hugest load. Today I was trying to drain a can of tunafish, the same thing. Bits of tuna everywhere. I need a vacation.
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