what the hell does this mean: BODY MODS: do you wanna see them? the most are inside of me...
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Went to IHOP and chatted it up with chipawah and Red_Flynn for a few hours (sadly NO CEOStarfuckerInc!!). Got home at like 3:30, ate me a cup of cocoa crispies & soy milk (DE-lish!), and attempted to help bo start his car down the alley (he was gonna drive it around for a little while cause he's been using his other for a few months. it conked out not 2 blocks from the house!) ... when i was laying in bed, i asked, "Hey, can you please make sure I didn't leave the milk on the counter". His answered, "No, you didn't". So i'm all ... "Cool". Well, you can see where this is going.
Fast forward to this morning, phone rings ... me (groggily, with the mouthpiece somewhere near my EYE) "Hello?". Some feeble ass old lady "who is this??" I'm like, "*Emelyn*", and she's like "Oh I must have the wrong number"! Grrr.
Been WIDE awake ever since. Dammit! So I get up to get some cereal, lo' and behold, fucking MILK ON THE COUNTER.
I went and woke bo up (he was already partly awake cause phone call from dirt-old joan rivers) and he was like "Well, last I checked it was in the fridge". HELLO!! If I ask you to check the counter, CHECK THE COUNTER before telling me! Who cares if 30 minutes ago it WAS in there.
so now I only have fat free milk instead of soy. I've been trying to stay off that stuff more, but what can I do now? i'm NOT going to the store right now. i've been a vegetarian for months now and am slowly trying to ease myself into a vegeteratian/vegan category. I can NEVER be truly vegan cause there are just toooo many things that have to do with animals! it's Cah-RAZY! camera film, jello, CHOCOLATE!! (milk), most Health/Beauty Care items! Vegans have my TOTAL respect, man. It takes SOOO much effort to research and plan and buy crazy expensive shit! A lot of people (especially my aunt and grandmother) are like "Don't you miss meat??? Chicken and BACON". Sometimes. But if I'm ever to falter (haven't yet!) it's not going to be so much cause I miss the taste of meat (mostly chicken, i used to eat chicken all the time!) but more that it takes sooo much time searching menus and figuering out what the hell you can eat at a restaurant besides SALAD. Ugh, SOOOO sick of salad. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the house salad from Zaxby's with Honey French dressing, but the other day when I went, with about 4-5 forkfuls left, I found an eye lash! 
yes, it COULD have been mine, but who knows. It turned my stomach and now I fear I have lost my appetite for the one salad I LIKED. Most places I have to settle for a house salad. At Chili's I get the black bean burger and veggies, which is good! so every time we go out to eat, I suggest there.
anyway, enough about that. where the hell did that come from?? I wasn't even thinking about that when i came to the computer!
oh well, gotta get a shirt for the wedding, wrap the present and that's pretty much it. Since the wedding is at 5, i have a few hours to dilly-dally until then. Maybe I'll watch Mr and Mrs Smith (if I could find the damn DVD remote!) - or try to go back to bed. Damn that old lady.
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Went to IHOP and chatted it up with chipawah and Red_Flynn for a few hours (sadly NO CEOStarfuckerInc!!). Got home at like 3:30, ate me a cup of cocoa crispies & soy milk (DE-lish!), and attempted to help bo start his car down the alley (he was gonna drive it around for a little while cause he's been using his other for a few months. it conked out not 2 blocks from the house!) ... when i was laying in bed, i asked, "Hey, can you please make sure I didn't leave the milk on the counter". His answered, "No, you didn't". So i'm all ... "Cool". Well, you can see where this is going.
Fast forward to this morning, phone rings ... me (groggily, with the mouthpiece somewhere near my EYE) "Hello?". Some feeble ass old lady "who is this??" I'm like, "*Emelyn*", and she's like "Oh I must have the wrong number"! Grrr.
Been WIDE awake ever since. Dammit! So I get up to get some cereal, lo' and behold, fucking MILK ON THE COUNTER.
I went and woke bo up (he was already partly awake cause phone call from dirt-old joan rivers) and he was like "Well, last I checked it was in the fridge". HELLO!! If I ask you to check the counter, CHECK THE COUNTER before telling me! Who cares if 30 minutes ago it WAS in there.
so now I only have fat free milk instead of soy.
I've been trying to stay off that stuff more, but what can I do now? i'm NOT going to the store right now. i've been a vegetarian for months now and am slowly trying to ease myself into a vegeteratian/vegan category. I can NEVER be truly vegan cause there are just toooo many things that have to do with animals! it's Cah-RAZY! camera film, jello, CHOCOLATE!! (milk), most Health/Beauty Care items! Vegans have my TOTAL respect, man. It takes SOOO much effort to research and plan and buy crazy expensive shit! A lot of people (especially my aunt and grandmother) are like "Don't you miss meat??? Chicken and BACON". Sometimes. But if I'm ever to falter (haven't yet!) it's not going to be so much cause I miss the taste of meat (mostly chicken, i used to eat chicken all the time!) but more that it takes sooo much time searching menus and figuering out what the hell you can eat at a restaurant besides SALAD. Ugh, SOOOO sick of salad. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the house salad from Zaxby's with Honey French dressing, but the other day when I went, with about 4-5 forkfuls left, I found an eye lash! yes, it COULD have been mine, but who knows. It turned my stomach and now I fear I have lost my appetite for the one salad I LIKED. Most places I have to settle for a house salad. At Chili's I get the black bean burger and veggies, which is good! so every time we go out to eat, I suggest there.
anyway, enough about that. where the hell did that come from?? I wasn't even thinking about that when i came to the computer!
oh well, gotta get a shirt for the wedding, wrap the present and that's pretty much it. Since the wedding is at 5, i have a few hours to dilly-dally until then. Maybe I'll watch Mr and Mrs Smith (if I could find the damn DVD remote!) - or try to go back to bed. Damn that old lady.