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1.Name someone with the same birthday as you?
D'oh, question one and already I fail!!!

2.Where was your first kiss?
I was remarkably old. I think (?) my first proper kiss was when I was 16. I think. I am so shit at this!!!

3.Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
No, I have the desire to, and often, but I always end up feeling to guilty. Except if you count a house that I rented for 4 years which I painted bright red and left markers in the bathroom for friends to tag the walls.

4.Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
All the time. Dante needs a regular beating to keep him in line.

5.Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
My singing can raise the dead... literally. It's this really long story but a 6 month coma was reverted so that they could tell me "I've got a horrible voice". Seriously.

6.What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Girls- definately breasts! Guys- Arms.

7.What really turns you on?
Breasts!

8.What do you order at coffee shops?
Coke?

9.What is your biggest mistake?
Far too many to catalogue here.

10.Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
No. Except if you count making yourself go to work parties to seem like a 'team member'. That's pretty bad.

11.Say something totally random about yourself.
I like the way computer chips look.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
All the time. But always different ones, which is nice. The worst I ever had was Natalie Imbruglia and the best, wait no, the one I don't understand is a dark haired Scarlet Johanson (sp?) 'cause I don't know who she is.

13.Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
That's all I watch! Dante always gets me videos from the family section.

14.Did you have braces?
No.

15.Are you comfortable with your height?
Yep. Never thought much about it so manybe there's time to develop a complex yet.

17.When do you know it's love?
When you look for them in your sleep.

18.Do you speak any other languages?
Norwegian. Seriously, jeg kan snakker lit norske (can't write it to save myself though!).

19.Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope, in my part of the world that shit comes free. And with a side of cancer too.

20.What magazines do you read?
How awesome is frankie? Wait that's a response not an answer. Dante was in the last one.

21.Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Once, when my lameo high school friends decided we had to hire one and go out.

22.Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Only distant family and oldies I work with. Except ponies which has been really sad.

23.Do you watch mtv?
Nope

24.What's something that really annoys you?
Flakey people. Totally reactionary answer to being stood up like 3 times this week!

25.What's something you really like?
Potatoes.

26.Do you like Michael Jackson?
Umm, musically maybe but any one who fucks around with kids deserves to be slowly skewered alive. That shit is just not on.

27.Can you dance?
Like a mofo.

28.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
48 hours and counting.

30.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into A&E?
Those goddamn ponies. Yes. Many a time.

31.Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
I always read them but by the general crapulance of my answers you may have worked out this is the second only one I've ever done.

My next tat was inspired by my childhood my little pony. It can be really fun choosing- have a ball!!!

hey,

thanks for the add, but im not sure who you are? you havent left me a comment or anything...

have a good day anyway.

x

Thats so nice of you to say! Im glad you had such a good time at your show, there is nothing like a great gig!