elzig

im fuking bored. ive been searching for people falling down on there face or just eating shit really hard. i have this idea that most people make this ungodly noise just after they hurt themselves. all the good ones ive found so far the noise is pretty similiar. its kinda like a seal being clubbed in the noggen over and over. i think i should name that noise for my own. hows about the " ground face love" or " grunty mcface plant" or " eatshitacus" i start my new job today. kinda excited. " whiskey your the devil, your leading me astray"
cheers