"Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork"
What the fuck would I want to use the videos tab for?
Anyway.
Given how ridiculously shit I currently am at keeping up to date with the goings... Read More
Apart from 300 and The Last King of Scotland, very little screams watch. I presume you saw Borat and your journal entry makes me think you may possibly have seen Hot Fuzz also.
Do not watch Spiderman 3. Ever.
My job is as an Events Management Trainee (Im aware of the contradiction). So basically a glorified Party Planner for rich people. Im also doing a bit of Digital Visual (cameramanning) stuff freelance which is helping supplement my dire wages.
"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING... Read More
"I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies"
- Flight of The Navigator
I see they've been fucking about with it again. It's all getting a bit fluffy isn't it? It's slowly becoming the online equivalent to a cute little fluffy kitten .... with a great pair of breasts of course ....
My life is more like an inverse of Tom Hanks in "Big" at the moment; my wish got granted and I sat in front of a machine giggling like a 4 year-old, thanks to the masterly Warhammer games for PC. I was never into the Games Workshop malarky, mainly because I wanted to get laid in my teens, but I can now appreciate the appeal of ordering around giant robots to murder aliens. My worry is that the PC game is a gateway drug to the rest of the shebang, and before I know it I'll be wanking off to Buffy The Vampire Slayer erotic fan fiction with 6 twenty-sided dice up my arse....
'Sup! Ta for the vouch on SGUK, I would return the favour by telling you about something girly that I'm afraid of...but I'll just have to owe you one for now mmmkay!?
"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets... "
- Heathers
If there were actually such thing as the Tooth Fairy I would hunt the bitch down and kick her very hard in the twat. I'd quite like to the little one to get at least one tooth soon so that I can get some fucking sleep... Read More
happy birthday young lady
oooh i can imagine that the little one is screaming the house down if there are teeth on the way
hope all is going well in the new place
" Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile"
- Batman
I tried writing a blog on the evil that is MyShite and just couldn't bring myself to do it. The site itself has many problems, the... Read More
My mate who I watch it with knew about Tony all along. Somebody told him. Poor bloke has had to sit through over half the series knowing his favourite character was going to buy the farm!
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone"
Well thank fuck that's over. Our christmas tree *shudders* is now in the back garden looking all pathetic and naked and all the decorations are back in their boxes so that I can save myself from being physically ill through looking at them.
Hey, how's the move going? I'm guessing it's no fucking picnic. Hope all is well & your new house works ok. Got our lass one of those books you recommended she was well chuffed, thanks again
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored"
My hatred of the National Health Service continues. I have now been given a diagnosis by four different health professionals. All of them are significantly different. I just wish that I could afford to go private. Or buy some plastic explosives. I'd just blow up a couple... Read More
"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically
Before I launch into my holiday season hell bent rampage I thought it only fair to take a look back at 2006.
Oh yes, it's stupid pointless compulsive quiz time. Complete with last years (mostly ironic) answers.
(they heard I was coming)
Do not watch Spiderman 3. Ever.
My job is as an Events Management Trainee (Im aware of the contradiction). So basically a glorified Party Planner for rich people. Im also doing a bit of Digital Visual (cameramanning) stuff freelance which is helping supplement my dire wages.
i am hoping by me helping and make everything work like clockwork... it might not be TOO expensive
mind you - the bathroom/netral heating system is looking to be 4 GRAND - which lets face it.,.. is
ahhh... bank loans eh?