Bah. Can't sleep. Quote-a-thon o'clock?
"I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm sorry but it's true. I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm not pretending that it's you"
- Sarah Silverman
"You're suffering from Minor Womens Whiplash... don't smile you've broken your neck"
- Alan Partridge
"You do it to yourself you do, you and no-one else"
- Radiohead, Just
"Thank you for flying Church of England... cake or death?"
- Eddie Izzard
"Black. Yes, I shall get the black out. Black. Black. Like the clams of death that follow me into the forest of doom. They hide in the wardrobe of darkness. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Listen. Listen, do you hear the moon weeping in a secret room? THey tap at my window with tiny balls"
- The Fast Show
"If there's something inside that you want to say, say it out loud it'll be OK"
- The Beta Band, Dry The Rain
"I have great insight. I'd use it on myself, only I don't have any problems"
- Music and Lyrics
"And had you gone you knew in time we'd meet again for I had told you"
- The Beatles. Got To Get You Into My Life
"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it"
- Scrubs, Dr Cox
"This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of very little tiny moments"
- Scrubs, Dr Cox
"Well they can suck my quiet cock"
- Dead Man On Campus
"I am not your consolation prize"
- When Harry Met Sally
"All I'm saying is that nobody's putting cigarettes out on children that are quietly colouring in the corner"
- Jimmy Carr
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay"
- The 40-Year Old Virgin
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one"
- House MD
"I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm sorry but it's true. I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm not pretending that it's you"
- Sarah Silverman
"You're suffering from Minor Womens Whiplash... don't smile you've broken your neck"
- Alan Partridge
"You do it to yourself you do, you and no-one else"
- Radiohead, Just
"Thank you for flying Church of England... cake or death?"
- Eddie Izzard
"Black. Yes, I shall get the black out. Black. Black. Like the clams of death that follow me into the forest of doom. They hide in the wardrobe of darkness. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Listen. Listen, do you hear the moon weeping in a secret room? THey tap at my window with tiny balls"
- The Fast Show
"If there's something inside that you want to say, say it out loud it'll be OK"
- The Beta Band, Dry The Rain
"I have great insight. I'd use it on myself, only I don't have any problems"
- Music and Lyrics
"And had you gone you knew in time we'd meet again for I had told you"
- The Beatles. Got To Get You Into My Life
"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it"
- Scrubs, Dr Cox
"This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of very little tiny moments"
- Scrubs, Dr Cox
"Well they can suck my quiet cock"
- Dead Man On Campus
"I am not your consolation prize"
- When Harry Met Sally
"All I'm saying is that nobody's putting cigarettes out on children that are quietly colouring in the corner"
- Jimmy Carr
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay"
- The 40-Year Old Virgin
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one"
- House MD
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I will post lots of pictures int he next few weeks because lots of exciting stuff is coming up!
Hope you and the little one are ok
Ive been revisiting Scrubs and loving it again.