"Oh, that's too bad...
Why?
Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately"
- Death Proof
I had an internet free January.
I'm having an original thought free February.
I'll consider apologising for this in March.
I'll return your comments in April.
♥ Damn the organisers of Download Festival. When I got the email this week and read through the bands I initially thought that I'd be ok about not going. I can take or leave Kiss, and whilst I love The Offsprings early stuff I'm not as bothered by their recent efforts. I've seen Lost Prophets before, and whilst they were great it automatically takes them off the must see IMMEDIATELY list. Then I got to HIM and Rise Against and thought 'ok, now those are bands I'd like to see', before continuing onto 'Disturbed, Motorhead and Incubus and getting a feeling that I might just need a ticket. Which body part(s) do you think I could trade for 130 and a full weekend of babysitting?
♥♥ I hate Royal Mail. They lost one of my essays at the end of last month (thankfully post-marking and on its way back to me), and keep sending my post to either Leicester (I live in Lincoln) or to the wrong address. I've not had a single piece of mail yet this week which is slightly worrying. How fucking difficult can it be to read an envelope? Post losing cash stealing queens head licking envelope fucking fat fingered illiterate red blazered bike pedalling toss jockeys. Makes it all the more annoying that my postman is so fucking polite... aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh.
♥♥♥ In an attempt to kill some repressed rage I've started yoga. Whilst it's great to improve my flexibility, whenever the teacher mentions how open my chest and lungs should be feeling all I can think to myself is 'wouldn't a nice stream of cigarette smoke just fill that gap nicely?'
♥♥♥♥ Am I going to hate 'Diary of the Dead' or is Romero going to pull it out of the bag? I sincerely hope it's the latter.
Top five quotes to keep you going until my brain function returns;
(1)"Audrey! I look like hell" - Anchorman
It started two weeks ago with a cold, and I'm still feeling like crap. Not to mention that it feels like I'm being repeatedly punched in the vagainus by The Sandman*. It would be nice to feel healthy for a change.
*That's spiderman 3, not the one that's responsible for sleep.
(2)"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you - Pulp Fiction
Now that Mini E is getting all grown up we've been going to toddler groups on a regular basis. It's an experience that proves just how selfless love can be as every time we step through the front door I immediately regret that I am both stone cold sober, and do not have some sort of stun gun in my possession. The general consensus seems to be that you all turn up at some church hall somewhere, sit your kid down in front of some toys and then sit on your expanding arse for ninety minutes drinking tea, eating biscuits and gossiping. Your kid runs riot, bullies some of the other kids and behaves appallingly but you get a 'break' so it's all ok.
I don't like tea.
I'm not a massive fan of bisuits.
I hate neighbourhood gossip.
Funnily enough, I don't really fit into this type of social interaction and so cannot help but emulate a look that just screams that quote. Thankfully it seems to work.
(3)"Neo, sooner or later you're going to realise, just as I did, that there is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" - The Matrix
On the way home from a counselling session last week I had an epiphany that came as such a shock to the system it felt like I'd just been physically punched in the chest. There really is no other way to describe it. Freaky shit.
(4)"I'm getting too old for this shit. Somebody get me a goddammed wheelchair" - Blade
It's my birthday at the weekend. My life involves a lot of meticulous budgeting, and as such I made the decision that I wouldn't be celebrating this year. I then made the mistake of actually sitting down and thinking about how wanky my birthdays have been over the last few years, came to the conclusion that the last decent birthday evening out I had was for my twentieth (four years ago) and thought 'fuck it I'm going out'. So, that will be Friday evening, although it's not actually a 'birthday night out' as I'm not telling anyone that it's my birthday. I will be on my bestestest behaviour.
Then we're off to the zoo on Sunday to indulge Mini E's love of animals.... regrettably I couldn't find an Owl Sactuary near by.
(5)"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount." - When Harry Met Sally
I've been having the strangest dreams lately. One particular erotic encounter with Chris Garver was so graphic that I actually blushed the last time I watched Miami Ink. Still, it's nice to know that my subconsicous chooses nice guys eh?
Valentines Day. Bah.
"Ladies.... we're gonna have some fun"
Why?
Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately"
- Death Proof
I had an internet free January.
I'm having an original thought free February.
I'll consider apologising for this in March.
I'll return your comments in April.
♥ Damn the organisers of Download Festival. When I got the email this week and read through the bands I initially thought that I'd be ok about not going. I can take or leave Kiss, and whilst I love The Offsprings early stuff I'm not as bothered by their recent efforts. I've seen Lost Prophets before, and whilst they were great it automatically takes them off the must see IMMEDIATELY list. Then I got to HIM and Rise Against and thought 'ok, now those are bands I'd like to see', before continuing onto 'Disturbed, Motorhead and Incubus and getting a feeling that I might just need a ticket. Which body part(s) do you think I could trade for 130 and a full weekend of babysitting?
♥♥ I hate Royal Mail. They lost one of my essays at the end of last month (thankfully post-marking and on its way back to me), and keep sending my post to either Leicester (I live in Lincoln) or to the wrong address. I've not had a single piece of mail yet this week which is slightly worrying. How fucking difficult can it be to read an envelope? Post losing cash stealing queens head licking envelope fucking fat fingered illiterate red blazered bike pedalling toss jockeys. Makes it all the more annoying that my postman is so fucking polite... aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh.
♥♥♥ In an attempt to kill some repressed rage I've started yoga. Whilst it's great to improve my flexibility, whenever the teacher mentions how open my chest and lungs should be feeling all I can think to myself is 'wouldn't a nice stream of cigarette smoke just fill that gap nicely?'
♥♥♥♥ Am I going to hate 'Diary of the Dead' or is Romero going to pull it out of the bag? I sincerely hope it's the latter.
Top five quotes to keep you going until my brain function returns;
(1)"Audrey! I look like hell" - Anchorman
It started two weeks ago with a cold, and I'm still feeling like crap. Not to mention that it feels like I'm being repeatedly punched in the vagainus by The Sandman*. It would be nice to feel healthy for a change.
*That's spiderman 3, not the one that's responsible for sleep.
(2)"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you - Pulp Fiction
Now that Mini E is getting all grown up we've been going to toddler groups on a regular basis. It's an experience that proves just how selfless love can be as every time we step through the front door I immediately regret that I am both stone cold sober, and do not have some sort of stun gun in my possession. The general consensus seems to be that you all turn up at some church hall somewhere, sit your kid down in front of some toys and then sit on your expanding arse for ninety minutes drinking tea, eating biscuits and gossiping. Your kid runs riot, bullies some of the other kids and behaves appallingly but you get a 'break' so it's all ok.
I don't like tea.
I'm not a massive fan of bisuits.
I hate neighbourhood gossip.
Funnily enough, I don't really fit into this type of social interaction and so cannot help but emulate a look that just screams that quote. Thankfully it seems to work.
(3)"Neo, sooner or later you're going to realise, just as I did, that there is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" - The Matrix
On the way home from a counselling session last week I had an epiphany that came as such a shock to the system it felt like I'd just been physically punched in the chest. There really is no other way to describe it. Freaky shit.
(4)"I'm getting too old for this shit. Somebody get me a goddammed wheelchair" - Blade
It's my birthday at the weekend. My life involves a lot of meticulous budgeting, and as such I made the decision that I wouldn't be celebrating this year. I then made the mistake of actually sitting down and thinking about how wanky my birthdays have been over the last few years, came to the conclusion that the last decent birthday evening out I had was for my twentieth (four years ago) and thought 'fuck it I'm going out'. So, that will be Friday evening, although it's not actually a 'birthday night out' as I'm not telling anyone that it's my birthday. I will be on my bestestest behaviour.
Then we're off to the zoo on Sunday to indulge Mini E's love of animals.... regrettably I couldn't find an Owl Sactuary near by.
(5)"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount." - When Harry Met Sally
I've been having the strangest dreams lately. One particular erotic encounter with Chris Garver was so graphic that I actually blushed the last time I watched Miami Ink. Still, it's nice to know that my subconsicous chooses nice guys eh?
Valentines Day. Bah.
"Ladies.... we're gonna have some fun"
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Hope you had a good birthday!