"Did you ever have one of those days where you felt like a tired old whore whose uterus is about to fall out?"
- Californication
I ♥ Hank Moody.....
Right, as it's been a while and I'm multi tasking this with watching 300 why don't we have some nice little subsection action and you can read what you like. Aaaaaight?
Things I'm loving at the moment
- Californication
I ♥ Hank Moody.....
Right, as it's been a while and I'm multi tasking this with watching 300 why don't we have some nice little subsection action and you can read what you like. Aaaaaight?
Things I'm loving at the moment
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♥ Being 'me' again - everything seems to have fallen into place, and it's fair to say that I've been depression free for a while. Let the good times roll.
♥ Drinking in moderation - something I'm actually capable of as I've finally learnt when to say no. Ooooh I'm like a frickin' Diageo advert...
♥ Gordon Ramsay - my favourite angry chef is on everything and I love it
♥ Healthy Eating - I know it's uber gay but I feel so much better for it
♥ Warm spiced cider - Oh fucking hell yes. Possibly the best thing EVER.
♥ Christmas related markets - crazy German Hansels selling super cool wooden toys
♥ Series 3 of The Mighty Boosh - I did a shit on your mum, eels and the pancake song... genius
♥ Your mother - she's such a dirty little bitch
♥ 'Normal' hair - It's been every colour of the rainbow and I was getting bored of it. Black hair dye rules.
♥ Tattoo excitement - the half sleeve that I've wanted for so long is now going to be a full sleeve, and will finally come to fruition at the start of next year. *orgasm*
♥ Being 'me' again - everything seems to have fallen into place, and it's fair to say that I've been depression free for a while. Let the good times roll.
♥ Drinking in moderation - something I'm actually capable of as I've finally learnt when to say no. Ooooh I'm like a frickin' Diageo advert...
♥ Gordon Ramsay - my favourite angry chef is on everything and I love it
♥ Healthy Eating - I know it's uber gay but I feel so much better for it
♥ Warm spiced cider - Oh fucking hell yes. Possibly the best thing EVER.
♥ Christmas related markets - crazy German Hansels selling super cool wooden toys
♥ Series 3 of The Mighty Boosh - I did a shit on your mum, eels and the pancake song... genius
♥ Your mother - she's such a dirty little bitch
♥ 'Normal' hair - It's been every colour of the rainbow and I was getting bored of it. Black hair dye rules.
♥ Tattoo excitement - the half sleeve that I've wanted for so long is now going to be a full sleeve, and will finally come to fruition at the start of next year. *orgasm*
Wank arse cock raping jizz monkey
aka - Things I'm not loving so much at the moment
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&. The tall toddler - the day Little Miss E discovered she could pull my John Lennon 'Imagine' vinyl off the bookcase I had to restrain myself from dropkicking her mucky fingered sorry ass into next week
&. Amazon DVD Rental - I'm struggling to watch four discs a month... boooooooooo
&. Royal Mail - they've been redirecting my mail to the wrong address, twat munchers
&. Backache - I'm turning into a crooked old lady
&. Sleep deprivation - Little Miss E likes to sleep 2am to 8am, crazy child
&. Assignments - obese turd burgling open university cunts are ruining my life
&. Mothering friends - they all seem to be insisting on getting pregnant. With that, and their love of Facebook our friendship may be drawing to a close.
&. SG - yes, I saw that set and would have done a "Top five tasteless set ideas" but couldn't be arsed. My friends list is starting to look as barren as my sex life....
&. The tall toddler - the day Little Miss E discovered she could pull my John Lennon 'Imagine' vinyl off the bookcase I had to restrain myself from dropkicking her mucky fingered sorry ass into next week
&. Amazon DVD Rental - I'm struggling to watch four discs a month... boooooooooo
&. Royal Mail - they've been redirecting my mail to the wrong address, twat munchers
&. Backache - I'm turning into a crooked old lady
&. Sleep deprivation - Little Miss E likes to sleep 2am to 8am, crazy child
&. Assignments - obese turd burgling open university cunts are ruining my life
&. Mothering friends - they all seem to be insisting on getting pregnant. With that, and their love of Facebook our friendship may be drawing to a close.
&. SG - yes, I saw that set and would have done a "Top five tasteless set ideas" but couldn't be arsed. My friends list is starting to look as barren as my sex life....
The motherfucking C(ock) S(ucking) A(rseholes)
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The Elysia vs CSA battle is finally over.
I'm not going to lie about it.... it's been fucking hell, and the last few days of the whole debacle almost broke me. In the post one Friday was a 'Child Maintenance Application' form, with no explanation or covering letter. I call them up, and the bitch on the end of the phone infoms me that my application for 'good cause' to opt out of child maintenance has been rejected, and I should have gotten a letter blah blah blah. We discussed the option of making an appeal, and she said she'd arrange for someone to call me the following week.
I then spent the weekend in my own form of personal hell. It's no secret that I've questionned my decision not to actively encourage Little Miss E's father to be a part of her life constantly over the last year or so. Having the CSA rule that my reasons weren't sufficient for non-contact made me question every decision I've made over the last six or seven years which is something I've never done before, and something that really fucked me up a bit. Even at my lowest points of depression my level of self belief and general arrogance has been stupidly high.
Thankfully, I came to the conclusion that I fucking rule and my decisions can kick the CSA's ass. I learnt a lot about myself that weekend, and have since been feeling more determined, balanced and generally 'old school Elysia' than I have since my pre-pregnancy test, pre-SG days.
Then, as the cherry on top of the cake I got a call at 9am on the Monday morning from a very apoogetic lady at the CSA who advised me that they shouldn't have sent me that pack in the first place, and that my reasons were well into the category of 'sufficient'.
I've since had a letter stating that I do not have to apply for maintenance, and that the CSA will never be looking into the matter again.
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The Elysia vs CSA battle is finally over.
I'm not going to lie about it.... it's been fucking hell, and the last few days of the whole debacle almost broke me. In the post one Friday was a 'Child Maintenance Application' form, with no explanation or covering letter. I call them up, and the bitch on the end of the phone infoms me that my application for 'good cause' to opt out of child maintenance has been rejected, and I should have gotten a letter blah blah blah. We discussed the option of making an appeal, and she said she'd arrange for someone to call me the following week.
I then spent the weekend in my own form of personal hell. It's no secret that I've questionned my decision not to actively encourage Little Miss E's father to be a part of her life constantly over the last year or so. Having the CSA rule that my reasons weren't sufficient for non-contact made me question every decision I've made over the last six or seven years which is something I've never done before, and something that really fucked me up a bit. Even at my lowest points of depression my level of self belief and general arrogance has been stupidly high.
Thankfully, I came to the conclusion that I fucking rule and my decisions can kick the CSA's ass. I learnt a lot about myself that weekend, and have since been feeling more determined, balanced and generally 'old school Elysia' than I have since my pre-pregnancy test, pre-SG days.
Then, as the cherry on top of the cake I got a call at 9am on the Monday morning from a very apoogetic lady at the CSA who advised me that they shouldn't have sent me that pack in the first place, and that my reasons were well into the category of 'sufficient'.
I've since had a letter stating that I do not have to apply for maintenance, and that the CSA will never be looking into the matter again.
Back of the net.
Game related anger
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Specifically Guitar Hero 3.
After the festive season gaming madness is over I'm planning on buying a Wii just to play Resident Evil 4 on. Yes, yes, yes the graphics aren't great, but the gamplay element is so pant wettingly exciting that I don't give a flying toss. Knowing this, I resisted buying Guitar Hero 3 this weekend, figuring that I'd buy it for the Wii instead and get the super sexy wireless Les Paul.
*NEWSFLASH* - the sound from Guitar Hero 3 on the Wii is only in mono! Fucking mono, in 2007? What the fucking cake facing donkey cock is going on there then?
I could buy it for my PS2, but the controller is a big fat bag of steaming cockney wank. I WANT A FUCKING LES PAUL. I had a bet with a friend many many years ago that I would own a Les Paul before he did, and whilst he probably has several hanging on the walls of his lovely mansion in New Zealand I just want a puny plastic replica on which to play a few rock classics....
Then there is also the small issue that some of the best songs are only accessible through multi-player mode. I was looking forward to a bit of Rise Against action, but it seems that until Little Miss E gets her strumming thumb trained I'm screwed. Fuck.
Specifically Guitar Hero 3.
After the festive season gaming madness is over I'm planning on buying a Wii just to play Resident Evil 4 on. Yes, yes, yes the graphics aren't great, but the gamplay element is so pant wettingly exciting that I don't give a flying toss. Knowing this, I resisted buying Guitar Hero 3 this weekend, figuring that I'd buy it for the Wii instead and get the super sexy wireless Les Paul.
*NEWSFLASH* - the sound from Guitar Hero 3 on the Wii is only in mono! Fucking mono, in 2007? What the fucking cake facing donkey cock is going on there then?
I could buy it for my PS2, but the controller is a big fat bag of steaming cockney wank. I WANT A FUCKING LES PAUL. I had a bet with a friend many many years ago that I would own a Les Paul before he did, and whilst he probably has several hanging on the walls of his lovely mansion in New Zealand I just want a puny plastic replica on which to play a few rock classics....
Then there is also the small issue that some of the best songs are only accessible through multi-player mode. I was looking forward to a bit of Rise Against action, but it seems that until Little Miss E gets her strumming thumb trained I'm screwed. Fuck.
Christmas. AGAIN.
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I hate that it's so busy in town. I hate the big tasteless inflatable decorations that my neighbours will inevitably put outside their shitty little inbred love nests. I hate writing Christmas cards to relatives that I don't stay in touch with, whom I'm not sure are still alive or not. I hate carol singing, and I hate festive fucking cheer.
But....
I'm actually excited about Christmas this year. I'm blaming the child entirely.
I still feel an overwhelming urge to burn nativity scenes after dousing them with petrol, but I'm looking forward to starting traditions with her that will capture her imagination and make it special for her.
Yes.... I'm softening in my old age - grrrrrrrrrr.
I hate that it's so busy in town. I hate the big tasteless inflatable decorations that my neighbours will inevitably put outside their shitty little inbred love nests. I hate writing Christmas cards to relatives that I don't stay in touch with, whom I'm not sure are still alive or not. I hate carol singing, and I hate festive fucking cheer.
But....
I'm actually excited about Christmas this year. I'm blaming the child entirely.
I still feel an overwhelming urge to burn nativity scenes after dousing them with petrol, but I'm looking forward to starting traditions with her that will capture her imagination and make it special for her.
Yes.... I'm softening in my old age - grrrrrrrrrr.
Top ten reasons why toddlers are like dogs:
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(1) Given the opportunity you will find them with their head in your toilet bowl
(2) Thanks to their love of running off, going the wrong way and general refusal to 'heel', they're best walked on leads
(3) No matter how much you try to persuade them otherwise, they much prefer sleeping in your bed than their own
(4) When out and about they love to chase cats, play with litter, pick up sticks and stones and head straight towards piles of shit
(5) They leave muddy footprints everywhere
(6) They find your dinner far more appealing than theirs, and prefer to eat scraps they find on the floor than the dinner you've lovingly placed in their bowl
(7) If you attempt to wash them they run away at speed
(8) As soon as you so much as hint at an outing they're running round in circles, jumping up at you and getting overly excited
(9) They will dribble on, and chew anything they can get their grubby little paws on
(10) In the event that you can't find something you can be 99% sure that they've hidden it, and that you will probably never see it again
(1) Given the opportunity you will find them with their head in your toilet bowl
(2) Thanks to their love of running off, going the wrong way and general refusal to 'heel', they're best walked on leads
(3) No matter how much you try to persuade them otherwise, they much prefer sleeping in your bed than their own
(4) When out and about they love to chase cats, play with litter, pick up sticks and stones and head straight towards piles of shit
(5) They leave muddy footprints everywhere
(6) They find your dinner far more appealing than theirs, and prefer to eat scraps they find on the floor than the dinner you've lovingly placed in their bowl
(7) If you attempt to wash them they run away at speed
(8) As soon as you so much as hint at an outing they're running round in circles, jumping up at you and getting overly excited
(9) They will dribble on, and chew anything they can get their grubby little paws on
(10) In the event that you can't find something you can be 99% sure that they've hidden it, and that you will probably never see it again
Pictures
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Maybe next time eh?
Maybe next time eh?
"''Nobody likes you... you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you douche.''
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Why is Gordon Ramsey sexy? I can't work it out, but he is.
i must get some money, and get another module done on the OU...