" Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile"
- Batman
I tried writing a blog on the evil that is MyShite and just couldn't bring myself to do it. The site itself has many problems, the largest of which being that it's full of cunts. Whinging, whining, moaning emo cunts at that.
You're stuck with me for a while longer.
Whilst my presence has become more sporadic, I've been visiting other sites. It's true - I've been seeing other people.
Top five evils from Messsage Boards & MyShite
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(1) The abbreviations
Lmao, pmsl, rofl, lol, <3 - oh how I fucking hate this pile of internet bullshit. If you want to say something then fucking type it out moron. What? You can't spell? Why does that not surprise me in the slightest?! LOL is easily the worst offender of them all, and I can safely say that the type of person that uses it truly and utterly deserves to be speared through the crotch with something very sharp and very angry. An aerodynamic badger perhaps.
(2) Being unable to swear
You put in a swear word, and it automatically gets edited out. You put in too many swear words and you get kicked off the site. This has been a MAJOR problem for me on my chosen Message Board. I've had to behave. I want to use the word fuck - boo frickety hoo if it's going to offend.
(3) Being spammed with crap quizzes
What's your porn name? Which member of Abba are you? Who gives a flying crap? How fucking sad and pathetic do you have to be to want to participate in one of these ridiculous arse tweaking piss poor quizzes? If you're on my friends list remove yourself immediately you thick headed tit munching granny shaving heathen.
(4) Being spammed by wanky bands
You're shit. You know you're shit. Now 12785983 other people know you're shit. Why bother having that many "friends" when your song has only been played 29 times, no doubt by your fat ugly troll of a mother. Don't friend me you bunch of drainpipe wearing floppy haired fuck tarts. Get off your computer, step away from your guitar and get something to eat. You look ill and you smell of tears.
(5) There are no boobies
Simple as. Admittedly, a message board for mums may have the odd picture of a breastfeeding baby but it's REALLY not the same. High five to the boobies.
The Parenting Bit
SPOILERS! (Click to view) The (not so little at over 15lb) lady is coming up to 4 months. She's now learned how to throw a wicked tantrum, play with toys, and laugh like a moron. She's also very good at shouting and whining. I'm just so proud.
After a mere 8 weeks of battling we've now been referred to a Paediatrician, so hopefully we should be getting everything sorted out for the munchkin.
If only someone could convince her to sleep for more than 3 hours at a time this parenting bit would be a piece of piss. Oh who am I kidding? She'd at least need to feed herself too, carrying around this amount of milk on a daily basis is fucking killing my back.
I'm off for some bell ringing .
I appear to have dyed the kitchen sink blue. Arse biscuit.
"It's time to retire ... feel free to drop dead"
I can't believe Robocop killed Tony! What the fuck is going on? Will anyone survive this series!? - Don't answer that!
worst thing is...
My mate who I watch it with knew about Tony all along. Somebody told him. Poor bloke has had to sit through over half the series knowing his favourite character was going to buy the farm!
Good skillls though because...
He didn't tell me!
Just booked tickets to see Fu Manchu in Nottingham. Never been to rock city before, will I like it?
think i will buy some of the earlier series' and relive the joy