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    Tuesday Feb 21, 2006

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    Wednesday Feb 15, 2006

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    Sunday Feb 12, 2006

    "WARNING : The following journal entry is in NO WAY WHATSOEVER humoro…
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    Saturday Feb 11, 2006

    "The following takes place between 3pm and 3am" The post date jour…
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    Tuesday Feb 07, 2006

    "People DO bounce back ... Rolf Harris, Dennis Hopper ... there are o…
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    Friday Feb 03, 2006

    "Where it once said COCK it now says COOK" This week has seen me d…
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    Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

    "Unbelievable ... un-bloody believable" To anyone moaning that the…
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    Saturday Jan 21, 2006

    "I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion" Actually it's just an i…
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    Saturday Jan 21, 2006

    ELYSIA IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLIDAY AS FROM NOW I have no time for a…
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    Thursday Jan 19, 2006

    "I had a chalk penis drawn on my back ... ask yourself two questions;…