"The following takes place between 12:00pm and 1:00pm"
The good thing about having a six week old baby that refuses to leave my arms is that it's given me plenty of time to catch up with my favourite blokie ... Jack Bauer. Oh yes, I've finally managed to watch Season Five.
I know that everyone lies on their CV, but really ... you think they'd screen their applicants a bit better wouldn't you? They have finally managed to move away from employing terrorists, but are still managing to employ some Grade A morons. If you're really that good at decrypting files how can you honestly be that stupid?
Walt Cummings says I should let a terrorist in? Yeah, sure that's ok.
I've had my key card stolen by terrorist should I report it? Naaaah, I'm currently head of CTU.
Plus, they'll not sack me, everyone loves the Goonies.
[I can't leave this without pointing out the scary spider dude from Arachnaphobia and the one armed surgeon from ER - they have names, I merely cannot be arsed to remember them]
The crazy bitch rules. She pisses all over Sherrie Palmer,, and she got a much deserved standing ovation from me in the last episode. You go, psycho woman. But, in all honesty, who can blame her for being a bit loopy? Or even for fancying ginger ninja Aaron Pierce? I mean, let's face it, she seduced President Logan at 5:54am and they were both fully dressed again by 6:00am. Think how many years they've been married. She's probably about to explode with sexual tension. Poor woman just needs a good seeing to.
There should be a warning on the disc that you'll need a box of tissues.
Almeidas death was disappointing. I ♥ Tony.
To kill off Edgar is just plain mean. Especially with Sentox. Booooooo. And they made him run in his last episode. He must've really pissed the writers off.
I could have done with Jack Bauer round at my house earlier when I couldn't get the top off a jar of Pasta Bake Sauce. Fucking homepride lids ... I'm sure the superglue the bastards on.
Bless him, he's all about saving the children ... Awww ...
Jack Bauer is (of course) a god. The problem that I have with Jack Bauer is that he's played by Kiefer Sutherland. Whom I have a crush on. He's my ideal man. He enjoys drinking, knows it's wrecking his life but dodes it anyway, smokes too much and launches himself at christmas trees for fun. See ... perfect. His ideal trait in a woman is a sense of humour, which I think I can just about cover. PIty really that I'm only 4 years older than his daughter, oh and that he's Kiefer fucking seven names Sutherland of course*.
Fuck cock monkey clitoris spanking turd muncher.
Gratuitous photo opportunity.
*He may in fact not have seven names, but it's something like that.
Jack Bauer is supposed to be the hardest man on the planet, no? So what is he doing with this ...
Admittedly, it is the Mary Poppins of all manbags, considering the arsenal of weapons that he manages to pull out of it throughout the day. How he doesn't end up covered in bruises from it banging against him as he runs is beyond me.
Oh yeah, that's why ... he clutches it like a girl when he runs.
Lilahs appointment went very well last week and the Consultant has discharged her. We're not out of the woods yet with another 5 weeks until we get the all clear, but it's a big step in the right direction.
That, and I've done that embarassing mummy thing of giving her a rhyming nickname.
Oh yes, she is now known as Lilah the Smiler ...
Am glad to hear it!
Would you go through it again though?
I've never watched 24 either....