"You're pinching my arm skin"
If you haven't watched Dead Mans Shoes go rent it/buy it today ... it's awesome.
I'm in a bad mood so I'll apologise in advance. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I dislike being treated like a dickhead, I just happen to hate it. Hopefully probability will dictate that the week can only get better?
Top 5 things that are already fucking annoying about this week
(1) New job dress code
It's quite simple really. I call up to enquire about the dress code for my office as I need to go out and buy things especially for new job as I'm now at the 'nothing fits' stage of pregnancy. Am advised businesswear no jeans no trainers. Go out buy new black trousers and flat shoes as told to do by HR. Get to work and find out my ordinary stuff (of which a lot still fits me) is fine to wear. Demand money back from company. Company are shitty and tell me I should just wear uncomfortable crappy black trousers.
(2) My opinion of my new employer
Powergen are a bunch of crappy uptight lying fuckwit hippo blowing cockroach rimming monkey fuckers who probably get their kicks from sucking on the outer ears of disabled retarded monkeys and setting fire to shoes. I'm glad your customers owe you 35 million pounds and you may think that you're paying me to get that debt back from your business customers but you're wrong. I hope that none of them pay you ever again. Pah. Typewriter fuckers.
(3) Finding a new place to rent
Yes I have a dog and will have a child. This obviously means that I'm going to wreck your precious house and so you shouldn't let me rent it. Let's ignore that my dog is old and no trouble, that my child will be a baby, that I'm offering to pay as much as you'd possibly want as a deposit for your peace of mind, that you're charging a shit load of money anyway and that your house has been up without any interest for ages. Let's ignore that shall we? Great. I hope you go bankrupt you piss flapped hairy cock jockey.
(4) Bus card
Work out this logic as I couldn't. I have paid 1.30 to get into town. Whilst in town I pay 38 to renew my bus card which will start from today when I go home. Despite this I cannot have my 1.30 refunded even though it's worked out on a daily basis. I figure I must be going stupid as this makes no sense to me but perfect sense to the cashier. Logic? No. Arse.
(5) Working hours after maternity
Despite being an apparentely flexible employer they won't even discuss my working hours until September. Nursery is open Mon-Fri til 6pm and they're expecting me to work a number of days til 8pm and some Saturdays. When I ask what I am supposed to do with my baby in this time they ask me what I'll do if I have to work these hours. I reply that I'll go work somewhere else. They write this down on a piece of paper and that is the end of the discussion. I'm not entirely sure what they expect me to do as the primary caregiver of a baby. Bring it to work? Change nappies on the photocopier? Breastfeed in front of customers? Oh yeah that's it, I'm supposed to realise that I am now a lesser citizen and shut the fuck up. Eat shit nazi shit lickers.
I'll come back and say hello to you all when I'm a little more sociable. Hopefully Silent Hill and some good food will cure my bad mood for the evening.
"You blonde bastard"
If you haven't watched Dead Mans Shoes go rent it/buy it today ... it's awesome.
I'm in a bad mood so I'll apologise in advance. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I dislike being treated like a dickhead, I just happen to hate it. Hopefully probability will dictate that the week can only get better?
Top 5 things that are already fucking annoying about this week
(1) New job dress code
It's quite simple really. I call up to enquire about the dress code for my office as I need to go out and buy things especially for new job as I'm now at the 'nothing fits' stage of pregnancy. Am advised businesswear no jeans no trainers. Go out buy new black trousers and flat shoes as told to do by HR. Get to work and find out my ordinary stuff (of which a lot still fits me) is fine to wear. Demand money back from company. Company are shitty and tell me I should just wear uncomfortable crappy black trousers.
(2) My opinion of my new employer
Powergen are a bunch of crappy uptight lying fuckwit hippo blowing cockroach rimming monkey fuckers who probably get their kicks from sucking on the outer ears of disabled retarded monkeys and setting fire to shoes. I'm glad your customers owe you 35 million pounds and you may think that you're paying me to get that debt back from your business customers but you're wrong. I hope that none of them pay you ever again. Pah. Typewriter fuckers.
(3) Finding a new place to rent
Yes I have a dog and will have a child. This obviously means that I'm going to wreck your precious house and so you shouldn't let me rent it. Let's ignore that my dog is old and no trouble, that my child will be a baby, that I'm offering to pay as much as you'd possibly want as a deposit for your peace of mind, that you're charging a shit load of money anyway and that your house has been up without any interest for ages. Let's ignore that shall we? Great. I hope you go bankrupt you piss flapped hairy cock jockey.
(4) Bus card
Work out this logic as I couldn't. I have paid 1.30 to get into town. Whilst in town I pay 38 to renew my bus card which will start from today when I go home. Despite this I cannot have my 1.30 refunded even though it's worked out on a daily basis. I figure I must be going stupid as this makes no sense to me but perfect sense to the cashier. Logic? No. Arse.
(5) Working hours after maternity
Despite being an apparentely flexible employer they won't even discuss my working hours until September. Nursery is open Mon-Fri til 6pm and they're expecting me to work a number of days til 8pm and some Saturdays. When I ask what I am supposed to do with my baby in this time they ask me what I'll do if I have to work these hours. I reply that I'll go work somewhere else. They write this down on a piece of paper and that is the end of the discussion. I'm not entirely sure what they expect me to do as the primary caregiver of a baby. Bring it to work? Change nappies on the photocopier? Breastfeed in front of customers? Oh yeah that's it, I'm supposed to realise that I am now a lesser citizen and shut the fuck up. Eat shit nazi shit lickers.
I'll come back and say hello to you all when I'm a little more sociable. Hopefully Silent Hill and some good food will cure my bad mood for the evening.
"You blonde bastard"
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a) coming to grips with the fact that my name isn't the four surnmaes of us all in this house put together as a long string, and
b) the people who owe you money screwed off suspiciously to Cyprus last August.
I think they're angling at a 'we pay up', I get the right name on the bill conclusion. I think they can fuck off.
What's the deal with their Maternity arrangements? That's a crock of shit. Crappy company...
personally I think all movies right now are a piece of shite, Gus Van Sant has a lot to answer for ...minimalistic cunt
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