"WARNING : The following journal entry is in NO WAY WHATSOEVER humorous"
The boy finally gets in touch.
With this text message;
'Hey, sorry I haven't been in touch for the last few days, party preps and the party itself was mental. Put the last ones to bed about 7.45 this morning, not too bad'
Sounds good so far but then I made the mistake of hitting the 'down' arrow and read the rest of the message.
'Sigh, ok, I have a confession: last few weeks I've had this weird on-off thing going with a girl, which I'm not sure about. Last week we didn't even speak! My dilemna is that you're quality and I'd love to see you again but I can totally understand if you aren't cool with it.'
Soooooo not cool. Having spent a lot of time with the guy in the space of two days we'd covered a lot of ground. I'd admitted that I seem to be always getting fucked over by men and he'd spent hours telling me that he was a nice guy and I should fully trust him. That and obviously trying to get me into bed.
All I'm going to say on the matter is;
fucking cunting bastard fuckwit lying cheating mother fucker ginger arsehole fucking bike riding student tosser cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt deceitful bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt badger licking anus loving monkey spitroasting total utter and complete bastard who sat there and asked me questions as if he were actually interested and got me to open up when all the time in his head he was weighing me up against some other woman who's obviously a lot nicer than I am. Fuckwit tosser cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
I'm now off to go be suitably upset.
The boy finally gets in touch.
With this text message;
'Hey, sorry I haven't been in touch for the last few days, party preps and the party itself was mental. Put the last ones to bed about 7.45 this morning, not too bad'
Sounds good so far but then I made the mistake of hitting the 'down' arrow and read the rest of the message.
'Sigh, ok, I have a confession: last few weeks I've had this weird on-off thing going with a girl, which I'm not sure about. Last week we didn't even speak! My dilemna is that you're quality and I'd love to see you again but I can totally understand if you aren't cool with it.'
Soooooo not cool. Having spent a lot of time with the guy in the space of two days we'd covered a lot of ground. I'd admitted that I seem to be always getting fucked over by men and he'd spent hours telling me that he was a nice guy and I should fully trust him. That and obviously trying to get me into bed.
All I'm going to say on the matter is;
fucking cunting bastard fuckwit lying cheating mother fucker ginger arsehole fucking bike riding student tosser cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt deceitful bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt badger licking anus loving monkey spitroasting total utter and complete bastard who sat there and asked me questions as if he were actually interested and got me to open up when all the time in his head he was weighing me up against some other woman who's obviously a lot nicer than I am. Fuckwit tosser cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
I'm now off to go be suitably upset.
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Promise me that you will take into account the colour of the next guys hair before you slep with him! egghhhhhh ginger pubes.... that is sooo wrong!
I know exactly how you feel poppet John the cunt of the universe did exactly the same thing to me but he wasn't even interested in going out with me in the first place, just to sleep with me then ignore me for the next 3 months arse arse arse arse
no wonder his last girlfreind kept cheating on him, served him right
they are both big piles of steaming dog excrement and I hope that both of them sleep with the same disease ridden whore..get siphyllis and their dicks rot off
now go and listen to Bikini Kill very very loudly !!!!!!
he is not allowed to treat you like that ... I have a team of blood thirsty blood hounds(suprisingly enough) on his tail as I type
I am so angry for you, he doesn't deserve you in a million years. You my darling are a goddess and he is a fucking cockroach
loads of love and hugs