"Everyone knows that if the female genitalia could speak it would sound exactly like Enya"
Top 5 things I have learnt today:
(1) My mother is an evil witch
I have had many points in my life where I have disliked my family greatly for being a bunch of assholes, but today my mother crossed a line. If we never speak again that will be fine. I sincerely hope that the money that she gains from rendering me homeless, in debt and unable to go to Uni will buy her a nice fucking house. Hopefully on a nuclear waste site. Maybe she can donate some of the money to the womens refuge I'll be living in to go towards a tressle table made of recycled materials?
(2) Beastiality can kill
Thanks to the Rigor Mortis group I have now seen a video of a man being anally fucked by a horse. He died shortly after. What did he expect though really? It's like trying to get David Gray to keep his head still whilst singing a song ... it just ain't going to fucking happen *twat packer*
(3) The OC is back ... finally
Yes it's girlie of me, yes it's kind of sad, and yes I don't give a shit. Tuesday @ 9pm on E4. Oh yes. Wooooooooooo. My Adam Brody crush can be indulged.
(4) You can buy Stanley Donwood prints online
Expensive and limited edition but I really want me one of these ...
(5) iPods are fucking annoying
My sister who doesn't own a computer bought an iPod shuffle today. Well done. Guess who gets to put music on it and charge it. Oh yeah, her big sister Elysia. Lucky me. It is however fucked before we've even started. Won't work. It's charged, I've upgraded the software, wiped it and reformatted it and still nothing. What a waste of fucking time. Oh Apple you cocking anus turkey swallowers. Don't even get me started on the fact that I've had my iPod a year and the battery is shagged.
Hilda ... get me a map of everything
"You know that strange sound you used to hear when you were going to sleep? That was me chewing the bed. Out of sheer boredom. Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning to hate you because there isn't time enough in the day"
Top 5 things I have learnt today:
(1) My mother is an evil witch
I have had many points in my life where I have disliked my family greatly for being a bunch of assholes, but today my mother crossed a line. If we never speak again that will be fine. I sincerely hope that the money that she gains from rendering me homeless, in debt and unable to go to Uni will buy her a nice fucking house. Hopefully on a nuclear waste site. Maybe she can donate some of the money to the womens refuge I'll be living in to go towards a tressle table made of recycled materials?
(2) Beastiality can kill
Thanks to the Rigor Mortis group I have now seen a video of a man being anally fucked by a horse. He died shortly after. What did he expect though really? It's like trying to get David Gray to keep his head still whilst singing a song ... it just ain't going to fucking happen *twat packer*
(3) The OC is back ... finally
Yes it's girlie of me, yes it's kind of sad, and yes I don't give a shit. Tuesday @ 9pm on E4. Oh yes. Wooooooooooo. My Adam Brody crush can be indulged.
(4) You can buy Stanley Donwood prints online
Expensive and limited edition but I really want me one of these ...
(5) iPods are fucking annoying
My sister who doesn't own a computer bought an iPod shuffle today. Well done. Guess who gets to put music on it and charge it. Oh yeah, her big sister Elysia. Lucky me. It is however fucked before we've even started. Won't work. It's charged, I've upgraded the software, wiped it and reformatted it and still nothing. What a waste of fucking time. Oh Apple you cocking anus turkey swallowers. Don't even get me started on the fact that I've had my iPod a year and the battery is shagged.
Hilda ... get me a map of everything
"You know that strange sound you used to hear when you were going to sleep? That was me chewing the bed. Out of sheer boredom. Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning to hate you because there isn't time enough in the day"
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someoneuk:
Almost tempted to watch some of his music now to see thsi head moving you mention. Then again.
dulllifelesshair:
Oh really? I like to think there's more to Elysia dan dis.