"Well done Lynn ... that was textbook"
It's the first New Years Eve that I haven't worked in as long as I can remember and tonight I will be doing sweet FA
I can't be doing with the hassle. Everyone seems to have gone a bit mental since I announced that I'm moving. The way they're going on and on you'd think I was dying. Even the ex is making a visit next week ... what the fuck?
I'm also ill again which is just the biggest pile of shit. I'm sure someone has a voodoo doll of me somewhere.
Top five random things from the last few days;
(1) Cheesiest line in a soap ever goes to Dennis from Eastenders for the line "I feel like I've been underwater all my life" Fucking hysterical.
(2) Random text message from some guy I know saying "Any chance of sending us a picture of your boobs?" To which I sent back a message saying "ha ha ha ha why the fuck would I want to do that?" to which he replies "No idea it would make me happy and horny" I mean honestly ... what the fuck is wrong with men??
(3) Falling over on my ass yesterday. Remember kids DCs + ice = fall over. No-one else saw it but I found it hilarious. Fucking hurt though. It was one of those falls where your legs just cease to be of any use to you and you end up on your ass.
(4) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I've finally watched it and am now in love with that film. I ♥ Tim Burton
(5) Only 20 days to go til the new Steve Coogan film is out. Cause for celebration in itself. I can't fucking wait.
I was having the most excellent dream that I lived in a pink torture chamber and then the dog woke me up. Fucking dammit traffic cone felching fuckwit. Aaahh well I suppose I should be getting up anyway. I have to;
♥ Transfer myself and duvet from bed to sofa
♥ Find some good DVDs for the evening
♥ Turn mobile off to stop persistant phone calls/texts
It's the last night of drinking and it looks like it'll be a sober night in. T-minus 10 hours to T-total time.
I really need some 3D glasses so I can check out the new 3D zombies in Night of The Living Dead ... must go find some
"Don't sing Susan ... it sounds bad ... you sound like a trapped boy"
It's the first New Years Eve that I haven't worked in as long as I can remember and tonight I will be doing sweet FA
I can't be doing with the hassle. Everyone seems to have gone a bit mental since I announced that I'm moving. The way they're going on and on you'd think I was dying. Even the ex is making a visit next week ... what the fuck?
I'm also ill again which is just the biggest pile of shit. I'm sure someone has a voodoo doll of me somewhere.
Top five random things from the last few days;
(1) Cheesiest line in a soap ever goes to Dennis from Eastenders for the line "I feel like I've been underwater all my life" Fucking hysterical.
(2) Random text message from some guy I know saying "Any chance of sending us a picture of your boobs?" To which I sent back a message saying "ha ha ha ha why the fuck would I want to do that?" to which he replies "No idea it would make me happy and horny" I mean honestly ... what the fuck is wrong with men??
(3) Falling over on my ass yesterday. Remember kids DCs + ice = fall over. No-one else saw it but I found it hilarious. Fucking hurt though. It was one of those falls where your legs just cease to be of any use to you and you end up on your ass.
(4) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I've finally watched it and am now in love with that film. I ♥ Tim Burton
(5) Only 20 days to go til the new Steve Coogan film is out. Cause for celebration in itself. I can't fucking wait.
I was having the most excellent dream that I lived in a pink torture chamber and then the dog woke me up. Fucking dammit traffic cone felching fuckwit. Aaahh well I suppose I should be getting up anyway. I have to;
♥ Transfer myself and duvet from bed to sofa
♥ Find some good DVDs for the evening
♥ Turn mobile off to stop persistant phone calls/texts
It's the last night of drinking and it looks like it'll be a sober night in. T-minus 10 hours to T-total time.
I really need some 3D glasses so I can check out the new 3D zombies in Night of The Living Dead ... must go find some
"Don't sing Susan ... it sounds bad ... you sound like a trapped boy"
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You are constantly sick. What's up with that?
I too saw charlie and the fudge factory and found it wonderful. The grandpa is my hero, I played him in a live performance once.
ME ME ME
I really liked the new CatCF, with Tim Burton and Johnny Depps work... lots of people didn't. OK, they changed the story a lot, but I thought it was a great film.
New Steve Coagan film? I think I missed something? What, when??
traffic cone felching fuckwit