You take the lid off the gearknob and find a teste.
I think it's saaaad that people find it entertaining to read about people who call themselves things like "Stan the Stabber"who chops people's heads off in half, sets fire to their eyebrows and knocks peoples teeth out with a toffee hammer just because they couldn't repay a loan at a very uncompetititve rate of interest.
NEW GAME! It's entitled "Wank Off"
Me and my best mate have come up with a new game that basically involves masturbating in public and seeing who gets found out first. It all stemmed from a random conversation about whether or not it would be easier for a man or woman to discreetly masturbate in public. It also unfortunately involved some demonstrative gesturing ... which is always attractive.
Would you like a pickled onion? No .. I hate them.
I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET ME FOR XMAS .... I WANT ME ONE OF THESE!
It'll cost you no money so doo eeeet.
TheTokyoProjekt has agreed to get naked
if 50 members leave a comment on Faye's journal.
Having told me that he wouldn't do an SB set due to lack of demand it's now the time to prove him wrong. So go to Faye's journal and leave a comment. NOW. Please just no-one remind him that I said i'd do a set if he did
It's all lies I tell you!
Top 5 Annoyances of the week so far;
(1) Getting my fucking hand frozen to the lid of my wheelie bin. Oh yes. I mean ... honestly what the frig?
(2) Family. That's it. Twat rubbing anal monkey defenders. Cock off.
(3) Men. You really are a bunch of mentally retarded fucking goldfish buggering BASTARDS.
I really had thought that the ex had won the title for "most insensitive ignorance in time of shit". This was when the sudden death of someone very close to me was an inconvenience for his weekend as he was going to a stag do. Four days later he got round to asking if I was OK.
Have the current situation of parents splitting and the knock on effect of having royally fucked up my money situation therefore meaning I can't go to Uni EVER and will probably end up homeless *man-tastic* and my crush don't wanna see me (said in a Partridge voice). Spunk licking frog raper. I don't want to talk to you anyway. No really. Honest. *sobs*. Oh shut up *slaps own face*. Hmm better now.
(4) The above AGAIN. It deserves two points. Especially for the fact that in some horrifically self destructive mind set I still actually like him, despite having royally fucked it up this weekend ... fuck me this weekend was shit. Knock me out with a massive dead goat with over-sized genitalia and a pipe. Honestly, someone slap me for being a demented spasticated bitch.
(5) Fuck me. It's man related again. Annoyance number five is having met a guy who is possibly one of the sexiest specimens of men on the planet but being far too "man hating/hung up on someone else" to seal the deal. *shakes head* I am a pathetic woman. Knee spanking jiz master curtain pole felcher.
If the elephant man came in here now with some lipstick on and a nice dress and said "how do I look?", would you say Lynn, bearing in mind that he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny"?
It's still Xmas. Go fuck up someones festive attempts at decorations. My current plan is to douse the Xmas tree in the city centre with petrol and burn it to the ground. Go do similar then regale me with stories of your festive fuck ups. LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Tip of the day; baubles are made of glass and so cause ultimate Xmas mayhem when thrown.
I think it's saaaad that people find it entertaining to read about people who call themselves things like "Stan the Stabber"who chops people's heads off in half, sets fire to their eyebrows and knocks peoples teeth out with a toffee hammer just because they couldn't repay a loan at a very uncompetititve rate of interest.
NEW GAME! It's entitled "Wank Off"
Me and my best mate have come up with a new game that basically involves masturbating in public and seeing who gets found out first. It all stemmed from a random conversation about whether or not it would be easier for a man or woman to discreetly masturbate in public. It also unfortunately involved some demonstrative gesturing ... which is always attractive.
Would you like a pickled onion? No .. I hate them.
I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET ME FOR XMAS .... I WANT ME ONE OF THESE!
It'll cost you no money so doo eeeet.
TheTokyoProjekt has agreed to get naked
if 50 members leave a comment on Faye's journal.
Having told me that he wouldn't do an SB set due to lack of demand it's now the time to prove him wrong. So go to Faye's journal and leave a comment. NOW. Please just no-one remind him that I said i'd do a set if he did
It's all lies I tell you!
Top 5 Annoyances of the week so far;
(1) Getting my fucking hand frozen to the lid of my wheelie bin. Oh yes. I mean ... honestly what the frig?
(2) Family. That's it. Twat rubbing anal monkey defenders. Cock off.
(3) Men. You really are a bunch of mentally retarded fucking goldfish buggering BASTARDS.
I really had thought that the ex had won the title for "most insensitive ignorance in time of shit". This was when the sudden death of someone very close to me was an inconvenience for his weekend as he was going to a stag do. Four days later he got round to asking if I was OK.
Have the current situation of parents splitting and the knock on effect of having royally fucked up my money situation therefore meaning I can't go to Uni EVER and will probably end up homeless *man-tastic* and my crush don't wanna see me (said in a Partridge voice). Spunk licking frog raper. I don't want to talk to you anyway. No really. Honest. *sobs*. Oh shut up *slaps own face*. Hmm better now.
(4) The above AGAIN. It deserves two points. Especially for the fact that in some horrifically self destructive mind set I still actually like him, despite having royally fucked it up this weekend ... fuck me this weekend was shit. Knock me out with a massive dead goat with over-sized genitalia and a pipe. Honestly, someone slap me for being a demented spasticated bitch.
(5) Fuck me. It's man related again. Annoyance number five is having met a guy who is possibly one of the sexiest specimens of men on the planet but being far too "man hating/hung up on someone else" to seal the deal. *shakes head* I am a pathetic woman. Knee spanking jiz master curtain pole felcher.
If the elephant man came in here now with some lipstick on and a nice dress and said "how do I look?", would you say Lynn, bearing in mind that he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny"?
It's still Xmas. Go fuck up someones festive attempts at decorations. My current plan is to douse the Xmas tree in the city centre with petrol and burn it to the ground. Go do similar then regale me with stories of your festive fuck ups. LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Tip of the day; baubles are made of glass and so cause ultimate Xmas mayhem when thrown.
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They're really slippy but I bet if I ever managed it it'd be tight like whoa. Although even the biggest goldfish might be too small so I might have to staple two together.
She also loves it fishways.