elysia

" The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Funniest thing of the day was watching my dog trying to eat grapes. As they're so tiny and he's so big every time he tried to open his mouth to bite them they kept dropping out and rolling under the sofa while he stood there bemused trying to work out where they'd gone!


Mental note: Job for tomorrow is to retrieve grapes from under the sofa


Fucking Tit Bisuits
It's just realised that the Nottingham b3ta meet was TODAY. Duh. Ex was going to be there. Booooo! But so was friend haven't seen for ages. And I have sexy new hair to flaunt in the ex's face. Dammit dammit dammit.



But it gets worse still ....
I've just made the fatal error of stumbling across the 'How long has it been?' thread in Boards. Six fucking weeks and counting. Me thinks it'll be more counting than getting any for a while. I say a while because it's less depressing than being realistic about the fact that due to the fact that I'm totally shy I hardly ever dare to talk to new people. If anyone asks I'm attempting to regenerate my hymen through lack of sex as a scientific experiment to prove [insert something profound and scientific here]. That is all.