So here goes, 20 things about me that you probably don't want to know;
(1) I get paid to argue with people for a living.
(2) I have a pole dancing pole in my living room
(3) When I was little (and in the name of father/daughter bonding) I went to a Star Trek convention and got to sit on the bridge and play on the holodeck.
(4) I personally blame 'Sarah Beeny' presenter of Channel 4's 'Property Ladder' for making me decide that buying a crappy old house and doing it up was a good idea. It wasn't.
(5) When I was younger I wanted to either be Rogue from the X-men, Wonderwoman or Buffy the Vampire Slayer (from the film not the series). I'm still waiting for my superhero calling.
(6) I did a bungee jump in Canada and would really love to go to South Africa to do the worlds longest bungee.
(7) I went to an all girls school and it wasn't as sexy or fun as you've been made to believe by films etc.
(8) I've owned four different cars but have never held a full driving license.
(9) I always end up with boys who turn out to be mean.
(10) I have an inability to make the decision of which queue to go in when I go to the supermarket. No matter how much i analyse how many items/how many people in front, I always get in the queue that's moving the slowest.
(11) I'm really intruiged as to why when you hit a certain age you suddenly decide that you MUST HAVE short hair. Maybe it's on the terms and conditions of pension collection.
(12) I hate being tickled. I also hate feet and celery.
(13) There are certain films that I refuse to watch all the way through because they make me cry. Films in this category include; Short Circuit 2 and Patch Adams
(14) I have an incredibly long tongue. It would benefit me to have a girlfriend.
(15) I was sat having lunch at the Clothes Show Live when I was scouted by a modelling agency. I then made the fatal error of standing up and revealing how short I am. Needless to say it didn't work out. I blame this for the fact that I'm insecure about my height.
(16) I tried to buy an ex-boyfriend a penguin for his birthday. It's harder than you think so I had to settle for adopting one at a zoo. In return he had a star named after me.
(17) When I was younger I used to ice skate and could do all the twirls and the jumps. Nowadays I can barely stand up on the ice.
(18) My ultimate dream is to go diving with Great White Sharks off Dyer Island.
(19) I know the Beaufort wind scale and can accurately tell you what the wind speed outside is. This skill NEVER comes in useful.
(20) I'm still not 100% sure what I want to be when I grow up.
In other news I've just bought 'Extras' on DVD so i'm a happy bunny.
Alan Partridge tip of the day;
"Coffee machines are the future Lynn. Kettles are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"
(1) I get paid to argue with people for a living.
(2) I have a pole dancing pole in my living room
(3) When I was little (and in the name of father/daughter bonding) I went to a Star Trek convention and got to sit on the bridge and play on the holodeck.
(4) I personally blame 'Sarah Beeny' presenter of Channel 4's 'Property Ladder' for making me decide that buying a crappy old house and doing it up was a good idea. It wasn't.
(5) When I was younger I wanted to either be Rogue from the X-men, Wonderwoman or Buffy the Vampire Slayer (from the film not the series). I'm still waiting for my superhero calling.
(6) I did a bungee jump in Canada and would really love to go to South Africa to do the worlds longest bungee.
(7) I went to an all girls school and it wasn't as sexy or fun as you've been made to believe by films etc.
(8) I've owned four different cars but have never held a full driving license.
(9) I always end up with boys who turn out to be mean.
(10) I have an inability to make the decision of which queue to go in when I go to the supermarket. No matter how much i analyse how many items/how many people in front, I always get in the queue that's moving the slowest.
(11) I'm really intruiged as to why when you hit a certain age you suddenly decide that you MUST HAVE short hair. Maybe it's on the terms and conditions of pension collection.
(12) I hate being tickled. I also hate feet and celery.
(13) There are certain films that I refuse to watch all the way through because they make me cry. Films in this category include; Short Circuit 2 and Patch Adams
(14) I have an incredibly long tongue. It would benefit me to have a girlfriend.
(15) I was sat having lunch at the Clothes Show Live when I was scouted by a modelling agency. I then made the fatal error of standing up and revealing how short I am. Needless to say it didn't work out. I blame this for the fact that I'm insecure about my height.
(16) I tried to buy an ex-boyfriend a penguin for his birthday. It's harder than you think so I had to settle for adopting one at a zoo. In return he had a star named after me.
(17) When I was younger I used to ice skate and could do all the twirls and the jumps. Nowadays I can barely stand up on the ice.
(18) My ultimate dream is to go diving with Great White Sharks off Dyer Island.
(19) I know the Beaufort wind scale and can accurately tell you what the wind speed outside is. This skill NEVER comes in useful.
(20) I'm still not 100% sure what I want to be when I grow up.
In other news I've just bought 'Extras' on DVD so i'm a happy bunny.
Alan Partridge tip of the day;
"Coffee machines are the future Lynn. Kettles are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"
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because the things that he does are ever so clever
look at him now
disapearing a cow
where is it now
oh where is the cow
So glad your a fan,I guessed you would be silly enough for it.
NICE!