You should get a kick out of this... I went to lunch this afternoon, and as I was sitting there, I kept noticing the cute hostess girl looking at me every time she passed by. She'd give kind of a coy smile every time she realized I caught her. I thought cool, this girl's adorable, and I'd smile back. I go to the bathroom to wash my hands, (my client's soap smells like you just bathed in a cauldron of Old-Spice) and I notice that she had apparently been staring at a highly visible smear of white paint leading right up to my left nostril... ...I am the reigning King Of All Dorks.
bigpoppa99:
oh man hehe
niobe:
She was still checking you out!