Sometime after the very last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar hall.
The man was so intoxicated he could barely walk
as he stumbled all around the bar hall's parking lot.
With the officer quietly observing, after what seemed an eternity,
this stumbling man went to five different cars before he found one to fit his key.
He fell in and sat a while, while other patrons left the bar,
switched on the wipers, flicked the blinkers, honked the horn, and started the car.
He moved the vehicle forward, reversed a little, then remained.
Several other patrons left, but the cop's attention was sustained.
With the lot otherwise empty, the man began to leave.
No sooner did his tires touch road did he begin to weave.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now attacked the chance to do his dance and catch someone in a crime.
He started his patrol car, hit his lights, and pulled the poor man over.
Carried out a breathalyzer, just knowing he'd meet his quota.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of intoxication.
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to take you to the police station."
The man said "Oh come on, now, you really must be jokin."
The cop, confused, said "This breathalyzer equipment simply must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man who was a truly proud Cowboy.
"You see, tonight, I've done alright. I'm the designated decoy."
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar hall.
The man was so intoxicated he could barely walk
as he stumbled all around the bar hall's parking lot.
With the officer quietly observing, after what seemed an eternity,
this stumbling man went to five different cars before he found one to fit his key.
He fell in and sat a while, while other patrons left the bar,
switched on the wipers, flicked the blinkers, honked the horn, and started the car.
He moved the vehicle forward, reversed a little, then remained.
Several other patrons left, but the cop's attention was sustained.
With the lot otherwise empty, the man began to leave.
No sooner did his tires touch road did he begin to weave.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now attacked the chance to do his dance and catch someone in a crime.
He started his patrol car, hit his lights, and pulled the poor man over.
Carried out a breathalyzer, just knowing he'd meet his quota.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of intoxication.
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to take you to the police station."
The man said "Oh come on, now, you really must be jokin."
The cop, confused, said "This breathalyzer equipment simply must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man who was a truly proud Cowboy.
"You see, tonight, I've done alright. I'm the designated decoy."
shesinparties:
it doesn't bother me what people think about my love for my doggie, i am just taken aback that someone could be so wigged out by it. i mean, come on.......he's a dog.