So last night mel gibson came into the bar. He swwore he wasn't drinking and ordered a bottle of water. People went fucking nuts. I guess they forgot about his drunken rant about how the jews made him get caught in a drunken rampage. Maudie is cooking her famous enchiladas for cartoon night tomorrow be there or miss the best food ever.
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bluevalentine:
you dont happen to work at the alamo drafthouse do you?
poopy:
i hate Mel Gibson 
So I awoke to a thunderous crash on my roof. I'm scared to go look. I really dont want to fix a roof today
be ware the birchmen! No really they'll mess you up man. If they dont get you that crazy Cysquatch will. Nothing meaner than a cyclops sasquatch. Take my word 
shesinparties:
yeah, saturday is my best shift, and i am so fucking broke right now. no idea how i am going to get through the rest of this month.
shesinparties:
goddamn, you made that burger sound so good!!!!! i thought about you last night. i waited on an lady that was chugging sambuca like water
Its now 5:30 am. I just got home. Spent the last hour scouring the bar for the owners keys. They are on his passenger seat of his car. Tryed to get into his car. Long story. I'm home now... thank big fat buddha. going to hibernate for hopefully 10+ hours. night all.
Got a pair of maneki neko on my shins last night. Go to emo's tonight for the relapse show
poopy:
i want a maneki neko on my neck
I am so lonely in a crowd. Cheers to some work on my shins manana. I wrecked my bike 6 times today. Laugh it up. I'm in serious pain. Broken heart = broken body... i guess
hooray acl. Too many peeps but at least they're spending the money
shesinparties:
they aren't spending it at my restaurant 
What does it all mean and where do I come into play?
MOTHERFUCKIN' ISIS AT EMO'S TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
The guys from tool just may step up and jam too
The guys from tool just may step up and jam too
shesinparties:
ugh, i don't want to be in any way associated with frat boys, unless i am eradicating them from the earth.
GONG SHOW TONIGHT AT FLAMINGO CANTINA!!!! CELEBRITY JUDGES111 ITS WICKED FUNNY
shesinparties:
what time is the show?
Fuck ohio state!! There are 40,000 fucking red shierted asswipes in my town. I appreciate the money they are bringing but that still gives you no right to be an ass clown. I wish my home town asshole cops were here to explain their rights to almost al of them. I'm sure you've seen cops mardi gras. Apparently if your on vacation you are absolved...
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I love my friends. I sometimes forget how much they love me back. I hung out with a girl I've had a crush on for years the other day. She just told me at least 5 of my friends told her "if you ever fuck with and or hurt me they will kill her". A bit extreme but I think it got the point across....
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shesinparties:
i think my friends have pretty much given up on me ever finding a guy.