So I have a little story for you all... sit down and enjoy...
Today young Elphie steps onto the public transprtation in Portland Or that is Trimet. She sits in the back, not to be cool, or to make a statement, but because quite frankly she is in heels, her tootsies (Yes I said tootsies) hurt and it's the only place with an available seat.
With nothing better to do, our young hero takes her cellphone from the confinment of her purce, flips the slittle bit of silver open and begans to mindlesly play... what else.. but solitare! (In color no less!)
After about 15 minutes a short.. incredibly odd older gentlman sits down next to Elphie... he shifts eyes in that oh so shifty manner that you find only on public transportation ad says... "Nice weather today."
Your herione smiles politly and nods, returning her attention to the virtual cards before her. Determined to strike up a conversation.. or just creep the poor girl out.. short odd man looks at her, leaning in as he sniffs a bit and says;
"You smell gooood, what's your name?"
Ever the curtiouse young lady, Elphie looks at the oddball, a brow raised in question as she silently curses herself for putting anything nce smelling on today. "Thank you... Cindy" she replies... using the false name she always uses... goodness only knows why.
"How tall are you?"
"What's your sign?"
The slew of questions from the weirdo just keep comming.
"I'm a capricorn." our hero replies, shifting away form the man.
"I LIKE capricorns" he says in a husky whisper
"Errr but I act much more like a scorpio." Elpie says, quickly and with a hint of irritation. "Listen.. this is my stop... I really.."
"I can't let you get off the bus." he says, as Elphie looks at him,. hazel eyes wide and unbeliving. "I think you need to come home with me tonight."
Cause god knows.. our hero smells good and thats just a big sign that says HARRASS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
"Listen... your short.. and I'm in heels... if you don't let me off this bus right now you gangreen cunt licking bastard... youll find the heel of my shoe imbedded in that pathetic excuse you consider your manhood."
Okay... our hero didn't say that... she pushed past the man, muttering the words asshole as she quickly got off the bus...
I really need to start carrying a 'Leave me the Fuck alone' sign with me.
Why can't attractive charming young men harass me on the bus dammit??? It isn't fair.
Today young Elphie steps onto the public transprtation in Portland Or that is Trimet. She sits in the back, not to be cool, or to make a statement, but because quite frankly she is in heels, her tootsies (Yes I said tootsies) hurt and it's the only place with an available seat.
With nothing better to do, our young hero takes her cellphone from the confinment of her purce, flips the slittle bit of silver open and begans to mindlesly play... what else.. but solitare! (In color no less!)
After about 15 minutes a short.. incredibly odd older gentlman sits down next to Elphie... he shifts eyes in that oh so shifty manner that you find only on public transportation ad says... "Nice weather today."
Your herione smiles politly and nods, returning her attention to the virtual cards before her. Determined to strike up a conversation.. or just creep the poor girl out.. short odd man looks at her, leaning in as he sniffs a bit and says;
"You smell gooood, what's your name?"
Ever the curtiouse young lady, Elphie looks at the oddball, a brow raised in question as she silently curses herself for putting anything nce smelling on today. "Thank you... Cindy" she replies... using the false name she always uses... goodness only knows why.
"How tall are you?"
"What's your sign?"
The slew of questions from the weirdo just keep comming.
"I'm a capricorn." our hero replies, shifting away form the man.
"I LIKE capricorns" he says in a husky whisper
"Errr but I act much more like a scorpio." Elpie says, quickly and with a hint of irritation. "Listen.. this is my stop... I really.."
"I can't let you get off the bus." he says, as Elphie looks at him,. hazel eyes wide and unbeliving. "I think you need to come home with me tonight."
Cause god knows.. our hero smells good and thats just a big sign that says HARRASS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
"Listen... your short.. and I'm in heels... if you don't let me off this bus right now you gangreen cunt licking bastard... youll find the heel of my shoe imbedded in that pathetic excuse you consider your manhood."
Okay... our hero didn't say that... she pushed past the man, muttering the words asshole as she quickly got off the bus...
I really need to start carrying a 'Leave me the Fuck alone' sign with me.
Why can't attractive charming young men harass me on the bus dammit??? It isn't fair.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
ojaeflo:
That's probably the most action that guy's gotten in years.
cunninglinquist:
life sucks that way