Well, my first piece of advice, Alanis, would be to not write a another song about a concept you haven't googled.
I'm not really a great giver of advice because... well, who am I to be giving anyone advice? I'm an idiot! I snapped my tooth cartwheeling into a buffet table! But having said that, there are some pieces of advice that I've gleaned along the way that could do with a repeat because I've found them pretty useful.
NUMBER ONE. Don't criticize anything about someone that they can't correct in under five minutes. Simple, but effective. You shouldn't really be criticizing anyone, we all know that, but we're also all human. Just don't be a dick about it.
NUMBER TWO. Dress like you might get murdered that day. You'll always look amazing.
NUMBER THREE. If you have to scrimp on things, don't scrimp on toilet roll. Your bumhole will thank you. Also, I resisted making this one number two, I hope you're proud of me.
NUMBER FOUR. Don't keep score. This is more of a relationship one - what I'm saying is, if you want to make someone happy, just make them happy. If you start counting the times you did a nice thing against the times you think they did, things will go south really quickly. Also you'll get into a lot of arguments about washing up or cleaning the bathroom, and you'll feel stupid being so passionate about Domestos.
NUMBER FIVE. Don't buy something just because it's on sale. I learned this the hard way. I've just thrown away/donated 9 sackfuls of clothes I bought because they were cheaper and "I'll definitely wear that one day". Who was I kidding. A floor length bright pink chiffon skirt? REALLY?
NUMBER SIX. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
What was she doing with ten thousand spoons anyway?
I like the #2 that I should follow more often cause it's true that I don't care a lot about the way I dress some days! And also cause it made me laugh! :)