so this is going to be a super long update, but mine tend to be quite wordy, for which i apologise.
so, yeah, the last week of uni was pretty crap because i was ill, but fucking sods law, i get better as soon as i get home, no sympathy for me!
first week of holidays... did jack shit really, visited family, slept late and internetted a lot. do you think internetted has two ts? because i do and if you disagree ima fukken cut u. yeah, im feeling a bit odd right now.
CHRISTMAS! i got more than i expected, mostly pink things, I GOT A FUCKING PINK TOOLKIT! IT IS PINK! i am very handy you see, oh that reminds me, i built one of those flatpack beds (a double bed no less) in the first week, i felt like it was the first good thing i had achieved in a few weeks.
my aunt, uncle and two cousins from london came to stay from boxing day til the friday, so there was an awful lot of family parties to go to, didnt manage to get drunk at a single one of them. BUT! i did manage to have my laptop broken, glasses broken, and i screamed in front of about 15 of my aunts and uncles "IM FUCKING PISSED OFF BECAUSE THAT DOPEY CUNT SPILT MY FUCKING DRINK ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAPTOP AND THAT STUPID BITCH CAME IN AND BROKE THE FUCKING GLASSES OFF MY FACE AND NOW THAT FUCKING DICK IS TOO BUSY TELLING PEOPLE HE LOVES THEM TO EVEN FUCKING GET ME SOMETHING TO DRY THIS WITH" so i guess you can figure out what happened, cunt is my brother, bitch is my mum. so i was fairly pissed off for a few days, still havent heard back about whether the laptop will be ok, the insurance didnt cover water damage so i just hope the computer guy in town can fix it.
worked friday and saturday, some of the little kids (13-15 year olds) that come into the shop because they have nothing better to do with their weekends somehow got one of my workmates numbers, and kept calling him and hanging up, so i called to see who it was, and i like an idiot forgot to withold my number, so now they have my number. and one of them walked past and went "haha i've got your number" and i said "oh em eff gee you are like so totally cool"
DullLifelessHair was to be spending the new year with me, so he arrived sometime on saturday, and i made him wait a painfully long time before i even went to get ready, and we eventually left for the party shortly after eleven (it was new years, the party doesnt even start til like 11.45) the party was simply the best houseparty i have ever been to, just the right mix of people, no assholes. i gave away four and a half joints, which i now regret. then i was going with this guy who i had vaguely known since primary school, and he had been in my secondary school. things got a bit hot so we headed upstairs to find a quiet spot, and i finally got laid! go team! it wasnt the most romantic of settings, or even very private, we were seperated from about 12 other people by a set of curtains. so yeah, we fucked twice and uhh, i had a condom, but i didnt expect the second time to happen (i was secretly impressed) so yeah, i had to go get the morning after pill. i was pretty pissed off at myself for making such a risky mistake, but life goes on. and i will obsess that i am pregnant until my next glorious period (they are not glorious in the slightest but the next one will be like heaven)
so far this week i have mostly sat about the house, and not done any revision, and im probably really screwed with the exams, but hey, i have motivation problems.
love you
so, yeah, the last week of uni was pretty crap because i was ill, but fucking sods law, i get better as soon as i get home, no sympathy for me!
first week of holidays... did jack shit really, visited family, slept late and internetted a lot. do you think internetted has two ts? because i do and if you disagree ima fukken cut u. yeah, im feeling a bit odd right now.
CHRISTMAS! i got more than i expected, mostly pink things, I GOT A FUCKING PINK TOOLKIT! IT IS PINK! i am very handy you see, oh that reminds me, i built one of those flatpack beds (a double bed no less) in the first week, i felt like it was the first good thing i had achieved in a few weeks.
my aunt, uncle and two cousins from london came to stay from boxing day til the friday, so there was an awful lot of family parties to go to, didnt manage to get drunk at a single one of them. BUT! i did manage to have my laptop broken, glasses broken, and i screamed in front of about 15 of my aunts and uncles "IM FUCKING PISSED OFF BECAUSE THAT DOPEY CUNT SPILT MY FUCKING DRINK ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAPTOP AND THAT STUPID BITCH CAME IN AND BROKE THE FUCKING GLASSES OFF MY FACE AND NOW THAT FUCKING DICK IS TOO BUSY TELLING PEOPLE HE LOVES THEM TO EVEN FUCKING GET ME SOMETHING TO DRY THIS WITH" so i guess you can figure out what happened, cunt is my brother, bitch is my mum. so i was fairly pissed off for a few days, still havent heard back about whether the laptop will be ok, the insurance didnt cover water damage so i just hope the computer guy in town can fix it.
worked friday and saturday, some of the little kids (13-15 year olds) that come into the shop because they have nothing better to do with their weekends somehow got one of my workmates numbers, and kept calling him and hanging up, so i called to see who it was, and i like an idiot forgot to withold my number, so now they have my number. and one of them walked past and went "haha i've got your number" and i said "oh em eff gee you are like so totally cool"
DullLifelessHair was to be spending the new year with me, so he arrived sometime on saturday, and i made him wait a painfully long time before i even went to get ready, and we eventually left for the party shortly after eleven (it was new years, the party doesnt even start til like 11.45) the party was simply the best houseparty i have ever been to, just the right mix of people, no assholes. i gave away four and a half joints, which i now regret. then i was going with this guy who i had vaguely known since primary school, and he had been in my secondary school. things got a bit hot so we headed upstairs to find a quiet spot, and i finally got laid! go team! it wasnt the most romantic of settings, or even very private, we were seperated from about 12 other people by a set of curtains. so yeah, we fucked twice and uhh, i had a condom, but i didnt expect the second time to happen (i was secretly impressed) so yeah, i had to go get the morning after pill. i was pretty pissed off at myself for making such a risky mistake, but life goes on. and i will obsess that i am pregnant until my next glorious period (they are not glorious in the slightest but the next one will be like heaven)
so far this week i have mostly sat about the house, and not done any revision, and im probably really screwed with the exams, but hey, i have motivation problems.
love you
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You're welcome to spend two nights in my shitehole but you might not get your money's worth. When I escape proper, insititute the t_r_k proper I will give you a cubby hole no doubt. All I can do in the meantime is continue your great work in Antrim in your absence.
Love, Hobo.