I'm sitting here with no shirt on because it's so fucking hot, and taking tests on the internet that say I'm ugly.
COME ON PEOPLE. These tests are supposed to reaffirm your high opinion of yourself, not force you to rush to the mall to pick up 10,00000000000 lbs. of body glitter.
On that note, my roommate keeps grabbing my hip bone to tell me I'm too skinny. :/ Luckily she gave me a little carved pendant of a pomegranite in the same motion, so I immediately forgave her. Apparently she also has "shocking news" for me that I won't approve of. Of course, I respond by spreading this fact all over the internet, and causing a new string of e-rumors circling around people who you neither know of, nor care about.
Mei's new set is hot. I really want to make sushi now. I actually do a pretty good job with my sushi cooking skills, if I do say so myself. Freshman year of college I spent several evenings rolling sushi for a bunch of drunk boys who wouldn't leave me any leftovers, but would compliment me on my cooking endlessly. The bastards.
COME ON PEOPLE. These tests are supposed to reaffirm your high opinion of yourself, not force you to rush to the mall to pick up 10,00000000000 lbs. of body glitter.
On that note, my roommate keeps grabbing my hip bone to tell me I'm too skinny. :/ Luckily she gave me a little carved pendant of a pomegranite in the same motion, so I immediately forgave her. Apparently she also has "shocking news" for me that I won't approve of. Of course, I respond by spreading this fact all over the internet, and causing a new string of e-rumors circling around people who you neither know of, nor care about.
Mei's new set is hot. I really want to make sushi now. I actually do a pretty good job with my sushi cooking skills, if I do say so myself. Freshman year of college I spent several evenings rolling sushi for a bunch of drunk boys who wouldn't leave me any leftovers, but would compliment me on my cooking endlessly. The bastards.
vestril:
Unless it's secretly an add for body glitter! Those fuckers get you every time...