every. single. year.
FRIEND: Wanna live together next year?
ELLEN: Okay!
FUTURE ROOMMATE: What fun! Yay!
ELLEN: Yay!
* * *
two weeks later . . .
ELLEN: So, did you call those listings I gave you?
FUTURE ROOMMATE: No, I was too tired. I was too depressed. My boyfriend broke up with me. My friend had sex with a cat. I torture demons for fun. I don't want to get a place until September but am going to be out of the area until the day before I want to move in. I'm impractical and idealistic. La la la.
ELLEN: I hate you.
ANOTHER FRIEND: Wanna live together next year?
* * *
Next year, I shall live in a box. Holding a teddy bear. With a blindfold. And a glass of absinthe and sugar in one hand.
Yeah, so I had no computer for a couple days 'cause I lost my AC adapter. Now I have it back. Now I resume my FEASTING ON THE METAL TEAT.
Also: someone keeps sending me weird e-mails about blind dates. IS THAT YOU, MOM?
FRIEND: Wanna live together next year?
ELLEN: Okay!
FUTURE ROOMMATE: What fun! Yay!
ELLEN: Yay!
* * *
two weeks later . . .
ELLEN: So, did you call those listings I gave you?
FUTURE ROOMMATE: No, I was too tired. I was too depressed. My boyfriend broke up with me. My friend had sex with a cat. I torture demons for fun. I don't want to get a place until September but am going to be out of the area until the day before I want to move in. I'm impractical and idealistic. La la la.
ELLEN: I hate you.
ANOTHER FRIEND: Wanna live together next year?
* * *
Next year, I shall live in a box. Holding a teddy bear. With a blindfold. And a glass of absinthe and sugar in one hand.
Yeah, so I had no computer for a couple days 'cause I lost my AC adapter. Now I have it back. Now I resume my FEASTING ON THE METAL TEAT.
Also: someone keeps sending me weird e-mails about blind dates. IS THAT YOU, MOM?
nelecaster:
hahahahahaha .... i think 
