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Dear Wife,
When you do become my wife, can we life in a small house in the city? In the back yard there would be a garden and upstairs you would have a studio and I would have an office with my grandfathers roll top desk. When you wake up in the morning I will already be gone to work, and when I came home...
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I always feel guilty. If I don't have anything to feel guilty about, I remember something in the past to feel guilty about. I ran that red light and narrowly missed three cars a month or so ago. When I was 4 years old I stole a plastic sheriff's badge from my daycare.

I helped this old rich lady with a project the other day...
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Gin and tonic.

I had about four the other night, along with more than a hand full of Newcastles. The people I was with said that it made me an old man and that I should just start drinking scotch. The bartender that I was hitting on all night said that it made me classy, and I liked that answer. That is a little ironic...
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Last night as I was really drunk, I had an amazing dream.

I was walking along the street when I looked into a coffeehouse and saw my best friend. She was with a couple of friends that I didnt know. When I approached her, she showed me that she learned a new trick. My tightening her facial muscles she could look like a very old...
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Watching anime drunk is awesome.

Here is a story. Yesterday was my birthday, so the great thing was legally buying alcohol. Well yesterday when I bought my first six pack, I wasn't carded and I was sad. And then when I went to bars, only one bar carded me, and they card every person at the door. I know I look older than 21 but...
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

I wanted to move to Portland or San Fransisco or back to DC.

I now want to move to Chicago.

Right now I am watching a CNBC debate on Global Warming. First off, Ben Stein is a fucking ass hole. He claims that if the US and Europe was to limit emissions it wouldn't matter because India, China and Brazil are creating a majority of the pollution these days. Does it make sense to tell three countries to stop the pollution of the earth when...
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