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Eliza's Classic Picks, Episode 181: September 2016

Aug 17, 2018
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Hello my bigger boats,

It is apparently movie night at @trece's, and today she went for a classic: Jaws.

It's happened: this website has finally hugged the shark. And what a lucky shark it is.

The thing most people don't realise about plush sharks is that they have an enormous appetite for comfy clothes. It looks as if someone just learned this the hard way. She doesn't seem to mind too much, though, and of course we don't either.

Join me again tomorrow for more unexpected revelations.

Elasmobranchially yours,

Eliza


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