elizathetroll

Hello my medieval torture instruments in training,

Let the incomparable @clio remind us of all the Wasted Years we spent hanging out on this naughty website. Or were they? Maybe we've learned some valuable life lessons.

"Hello and welcome to my online class on how to make and hold eye contact with a beautiful woman."

Here's a little preview on the advanced lectures. I hear it's a tough class, but very rewarding for those who put in the work.

Join me again tomorrow for more lessons you will never forget.

Effectively yours,

Eliza